Moridin on 25/6/2004 at 20:36
several ROFL moments:
Citizen (to Guard): Evening!
Guard: Bugger off.
The use of oil to create mayhem. With guards, it is especially good when they flay their arms at 180 degrees and land about 50 yards from the foot of the steps. I found it oddly funny to try on a [SPOILER]zombie in Fort Ironwood. The sound it made was almost pitiful![/SPOILER]
As someone has mentioned, the gargoyle vs zombie battle, and the guard hacking away at the unconcerned gargoyle. He called it a monster, then called it a taffer. :cheeky:
The dialogue is always funny. Specially the guy in Auldale (sp?) who, after being pickpocketed, always says "I've been robbed. The effrontery!" A guard I KO'd once said "ohhhh... kay" before hitting the floor. And the lady talking to herself about cockroaches, "they were as big as my hand, eeeuuuuuwwww!"
And of course the random mayhem that seems to ensue as the game goes on, in the "in between" sections, usually Stonebridge Proper, where one random KO from Garrett leads to street riots. Classic!
Fenster on 25/6/2004 at 22:23
Probably the funniest for me was when I escpaed from the Keepers and there were running street battles in the old quarter. There was nothing like sitting on a roof and firing off a noisemaker into the street and watching the mayhem as Keepers, Hammers and Asassins converged.
WackyWacko on 27/6/2004 at 03:02
In the Hammer's cathedral, in the room with the undead in cages, right while the Hammer pulled the switch to burn the undead in the oven room, he said:
"Walking corpse, fall!"
Cracked me up.
Walker on 27/6/2004 at 09:44
When a guard carrying a torch tries to shake his fist at you ROFL
Thief_2486 on 27/6/2004 at 16:08
My funniest moment had to after the cradle when you have to follow lauryl.
I Ran ahead of lauryl and alerted good ol benny
Benny: Huh What was that, A Noise?. . . . .Hmm Nothing could have been a ghost! That would be something!
*Lauryl floats by him*
Benny: What the Taff is that! Im outta here!
The Rogue Wolf on 28/6/2004 at 01:51
How could I forget, my trip through the Pagan stronghold... up on a small wooden balcony above the staircase leading towards the Paw, I KOed one of the Pagans, and she fell forward- right off the balcony. All I heard from there was "THUD- thud thud thud thud thud thud thud thud... thud." Yep, she'd fallen onto the top of the stairs and rolled all the way down them, and halfway towards the NEXT set of stairs.
My reaction when I got down there and saw what happened: "Um... oops. Sorry about that." :cheeky:
Pitch on 28/6/2004 at 15:35
It was in st. Edgars Cathedral where I saw a sleeping Hammerite mumbling:
'I can't find the coal! The furnace shalt go out! OOHH!!!'
Gues he had a nightmare.. :cheeky:
And when a Hammerite was tired of chasing me he stopped and said:
'My hammer... grows... heavier..." :laff:
Ishtvan on 30/6/2004 at 00:58
In the Pagan mission, I noticed that if you knock the gear down, then jump down and stand on it, the pagans will keep running at you, and often not be able to climb up on the gear to get you. Instead, they keep running against the gear, banging their shins on it until they die.
Now that is pretty funny by itself, but as I was playing a game of "Pagans vs. Gear," the gear had killed all but two of them, and the second to last one was injured and ran away. The one who's left still trying to get at me shouts, "Wait, I needs your help!"
TheivingME on 30/6/2004 at 11:05
In the museum level I got three guards to chase me, I threw an oil flask at the top of a huge flight of stairs and all tree ran into it. One flew off the railings and landed on the floor below, the others bounced down the stairs and landed in a broken heap on the floor.
jvarnerus on 23/7/2004 at 21:12
My favorite gravemarker in the catacombs:
This is the grave of Samuel Quintus
Died in a brothel and brought shame
to his family
I guess that's why he's not in the family plot you get to loot in TDP.
