uncadonego on 24/7/2004 at 00:48
I was up close to this girl trying to frob her, and she yells: "Back off, loser!"
Less than one second later she is saying: "Well..helloooo there....!" :laff:
Garrett must frob pretty well! :thumb:
earth on 24/7/2004 at 21:43
4 words:
Ramirez. Loved his burricks.
If you've reached that point in TDS you'll know what I mean.
Jake on 24/7/2004 at 21:52
Here's one of my best-
In St. Edgars, I was in the factory, and I alerted one of the hammers. I was at kind of low health, so I ran away and activated the Bellows Interchange Grill (the one that shoots fire from the floor). He chased me around, not stepping in the fire, and eventually killed me. He yelled soemthing like "YARR! THE RIGHTEOUS ARE ALWAYS VICTORIOUS!". He stuck his hammer on his back, turned around, and was incinerated.
Diceman on 27/7/2004 at 03:43
Another Hammerite goodie:
I'm in Fort Ironwood, to get some holy water, and one of the Hammers says something like "Measure thou twice, for thou canst cut but once."
Heh heh. I guess you can get PBS in The City. That must have been Brother Norm. :joke:
Azal on 27/7/2004 at 12:25
Why PBS? My grandfather was a carpenter and used the phrase all the time, as do many tradespeople.
Larcener on 27/7/2004 at 14:05
Diceman is referring to the TV show which originally aired on PBS entitled "This Old House" with esteemed master carpenter Norm Abrams.
You have to be a fan to appreciate the remark.....
Bladerunner on 28/7/2004 at 01:56
[SPOILER]most funny to me was towards the end, as the citizens just walked about minding theyre own business, out of nowhere here comes a statue running up behind them and killing them all...sometimes just standing there swatting and missing.....then the statues would fight each other and the hammers as well ....heheeheh[/SPOILER]
Clockwork Mifune on 28/7/2004 at 09:51
On the Abysmal Gale, knocking ol' Zombie Moira out with oil (how is that possible, even? I figured zombies weren't KOable because their brains are mush enough as it is. Aparently, as I so amusingly discovered, they suffer from the same 'flying into the floor' syndrome as a certain Lady... I got to kick his rotting corpse all over the ship :cheeky: ) and then racing the two 'ghost apples' down the hallway (I shall call them Spooky and Speedy). I have a feeling that Spooky cheated, as Speedy was supposed to win, but just disapeared instead.
Seeing Hammers go Raging McNutso on the general public for no reason at all is also bloody hilarious. Especially when they then turn around and blame Garrett for it! There's something Dodgy there, heh.
vunk on 28/7/2004 at 14:40
At the docks with an oil flask. I go out by the landing marker and throw some oil down. The guard slides straight off the dock into the drink. Very Three Stooges, but I was so amazed to see the guard freak and be aware he was sliding and trying to stop it with a SNoopy Dance. If Shroeder had been playing piano it would have been perfect!
Imploder on 30/7/2004 at 11:34
I found it funny when i dropped a dead rat in pavelock prision near a guard and he says:
"what was that sound!"
and after 5 seconds he says:
"probably just a rat"
LOL :laff:
Also when escaping i released the drunk cousin of the warden and the warden spots him, chases him and kills him then he says:
"dead, ill find the taffer who did this!"
then he slips on some oil and falls down the steps!
that was FUNNY :laff:
