Loonie on 21/2/2005 at 04:20
When going to steal the Pagan artifact early on in the game, chuck a load of oil flasks at the Pagans who are practicing their sword fighting.
"Yikes!" THUD "Whoah!" THUD "Benderz like a reed in the wind! Yikes!" THUD "Whoaah!" THUD "Like this? Whoaaah!" THUD "Whoaaah!" "Yikes!" THUD "I's be's ready! Whoaah!" THUD "Yikes!" "Whoaah!" THUD ...and so forth.
Gregorius on 21/2/2005 at 21:38
Auldale. Some Pagan guarding entrance to Pagan park. Looking at me, suddenly he talks:
Bes stares at me, Garrett? Bes only have one eye for it! Ha ha ha!
I just wanted to hit his head for this :)
Yos on 21/2/2005 at 23:51
Quote Posted by Gregorius
Auldale. Some Pagan guarding entrance to Pagan park. Looking at me, suddenly he talks:
Bes stares at me, Garrett? Bes only have one eye for it! Ha ha ha!I just wanted to hit his head for this :)
I need to know one thing; how did the Pagan know about his lack of an eye? I didn't think he shared that kind of info.
Fenix on 25/2/2005 at 03:27
At the beginning of the clock tower the two hammer guards were talking and the pendulum smacked right into one and killed him...the funny part is the other guard kept talking.
MonoMalo on 27/2/2005 at 09:38
[SPOILER]1) In St. Edgar's Cathedral, in the room where the priest is studying and incinerating the zombies. While watching from the shadow of the doorway while he made his rounds, I nabbed the wand from his belt, stashed it underneath the stairs in the next room, and then went back and opened the door to the cell with the standing zombie while the priest had his back turned. The zombie rushes the priest, who goes for his wand only to find it missing. The priest takes a runner right past me with the zombie in hot pursuit. I pat myself on the back for a job well done, and begin to give the room a closer inspection. About thirty seconds later, I hear footsteps running down the staircase in the next room, and duck into the open cell, only to see the priest dash by, zombie still in pursuit, and another priest not far behind, pausing only to take pot shots at the zombie. I had to take a few minutes to compose myself after that one.
2) In the mission where you have to dispose of the body in the tavern, I was stuck with the dilemma of crossing the open, well lit docks in front of the tavern that is being patrolled by two guards and two civvies. I had never used the oilflasks up to this point, and decided now would be a good time to experiment. I tossed one near the point where the three of them would stop and look out over the ocean, only to see all three go sliding over the edge in close order. Pure comedy.
3) In the museum, on the stairs leading from the lobby up to the hallway that crosses at the top. I decided that here would be another good place to play with the oil flask. I intended to toss one at the top of the stairs, and then get the guard's attention when he walked past on his patrol. Instead I threw the flask too far, and it landed in the hallway. I backed down the stairs to wait for him to pass and make another try, when I see him go sliding by, in silouhette, from left to right at the top of the stairs. Caught me completely off guard, so to speak.[/SPOILER]
DarthMRN on 28/2/2005 at 10:26
The moment it dawned on me how stupid most of this game is, and particularly so when I realized how bad the AI is. People killing each other and blaming me...
(spits angrily at the ground)
Agent Denton on 28/2/2005 at 13:16
My favourite conversation in the musem level[SPOILER]When Benny is talking to the other guard that he has got the heppy jeepies, that made me laugh for ages.[/SPOILER]<p><strong>User was banned by David on 1-3-2005</strong></p>
Yos on 3/3/2005 at 04:16
I hope this counts (and not mentioned before, I did do a quick thread search): I was messing around in the editor and decided to sword fight with the dagger. After hitting the guard a few times he dropped his sword, cowered and yelled (he probably would normally have ran but I didn't have way points for that) "Please don't hurt me! I'm only hired muscle!"
Just him dropping his sword caught me off, much less his comment. :p :)
Tch on 3/3/2005 at 06:10
That happened to me with one of the ratbeasts in the Sunken Citadel. I attacked him, and he dropped his sword and ran off. I let him go (I wasn't ghosting the Citadel), and didn't see him again until I was leaving the level. Just before I got back to the entrance, there he was, and as soon as he saw me he screamed and took off running again.
necrokrome on 3/3/2005 at 14:43
oil + stairs, any stairs = fun
