Fish-face on 9/4/2005 at 08:54
I've only seen one guy with his knees stuck in the floor - on the last day, meaning the big baddy couldn't get to me; she just kept running into him!
TTK12G3 on 20/4/2005 at 01:34
At first, I had promised myself that I would not rob anyone that was not in the main missions unless I needed to. This changed when a noble lady decided to say something nasty to me. I was walking down the street in Stonemarket (away from the Clocktower) and I see this lady with LOTS of shiny stuff. I decided not to steal anything even then, but as I walked by, she said something along the lines of: "Hmph, drifter...Maybe if you had a job you wouldn't be wandering the streets. I was shocked at the fact a lady with that much gleam would risk opening her mouth (and how excellent the game was...) on such an unsafe part of town. I would have let her go if the job at the armoury had gone down better, but I decided to release some steam by whacking her upside her pretty little skull, taking her stuff, and flinging her body in the holding cell down the street...I then spent the money on useless crap and subsequently used it defiling some public monuments/buildings.
I REALLY need to reinstall that game...
Bonechatters on 29/4/2005 at 01:57
I've had many funny experiences. The best one was in the cradle. Im wearin headphones and then all of a sudden i hear that noise in the attic. You cant really control the sound in the game so it hits me full blast and i nearly fall out of my chair.
The first time you are in your house pick lock the first door with the sleeping guy. after about 30 secs of snoring he says "mmmm pancakes....syrup.....mmmm thats right....butter." :joke:
Sometimes when a women walks by a guard he say "good evnin" then she replies with a good evnin also then she mumbels "hope ya trip"
NovaIce on 15/5/2005 at 04:57
:laff: One time when I was watching my brother play and he was being chased by a guard, my brother controlled Garrett and saw some stairs, he threw an oil flask and the ground, and moved out of the way, the guard comes running by and slips on the oil, saying something like "Clumsy me!" He trips down the set of stairs, breaking his neck, that had me laugh for a good couple of hours, it was so funny to watch I went up in tears, as another gaurd was right behind the other one! Try it sometime peeps! It's really fun and easy way to kill guards that way whom are on your tail. It also works for the docks, they slip into the water, but that one's harder. :laff:
Moridin on 16/5/2005 at 07:20
Some of the lines from the AI in Stonemarket:
I'm gonna clobber you
Dead? Kind of a handsome fella... what a waste. Oh well, better him than me
by the crates, that's always a good hiding place
(after trying to unsuccessfully blackjack a guard) wh.. what? Heh, I'm being licked by a kitten
(and after running away from the guard) must... get my... breath... I should cut out the smokes
Ominous cowl on 17/5/2005 at 16:47
I had a good laugh after the revelation of the upcoming "dark age" in the keeper's building. While sneaking around and extinguishing some torches, the patrolling guards makes this comment: "
Another torch!... These are truly *dark* times!"
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njcl on 17/5/2005 at 19:45
luring the graveyard zombies into the church in fort ironwood,man first time i did it the elder shouted "by the builder"...and all hell broke loose it was 3.00 in the morning and i laughed that much i was nearly sick....... :eek:
Jimbob the Pilferer on 17/5/2005 at 23:57
don't think this has been mentioned yet..
after you do the moira's mansion mission, the rowboat stays by the docks. So, what you do is attract the attention of the guards in the vicinity, and make them chase you to the rowboat, the jump into it. The guards won't be able to reach you, and they'll stamp in rage on the dockside until they slip into the water. Looks very amusing! I've also had guards 'standing' on the water between the boat and the dock, and then sliding in. Just the sight of a guard stamping and falling into the sea is so funny.
Frostbite23 on 19/5/2005 at 07:23
The funniest thing that I saw was when I trying to complete the game with Pagan only alliance. Background, sorry. I was doing very well to do well to keep with Pagan only stuff. By the time, I was done with the Keeper Compound level, I figured I had this alliance in the game.
I went off to do the burial side quest, but I wanted to stock up on arrows first just in case.As I was about to head toward the docks, I spotted an Enforcer so I decided to wait until he couldn't spot me, then KO him. However, as he walked down the street a Hammer came out of the street and they began to battle each other. So I took the opportunity to leave, the Enforcer won btw. He turned around at the right time and came after me. Then a City guard joined in. I ran toward the docks best I could, then I ran into another Hammer. Had to jump past him, and tried to make it to the docks where another City Guard was waiting for me. I ran back the way I came. The City Guard was fighting the Enforcer along with the Hammer while I had this City guard behind me.
Long story short, I got out of the chaos by getting to the rooftop and waiting for the battle to subside. When I went back down to get to the docks, one city guard was left with two enforcers dead plus a hammer. I figured, the pagan nearby was okay until I looked down the ramp and saw his corpse. I thought to myself then, 'There goes my pure pagan alliance.'
Jimbob the Pilferer on 19/5/2005 at 21:19
the street battles really are comical, especially when hammers go mad and kill random civilians.
also, any form of lift in this game is absolutely lethal. Hammers have such poor safety records.
take the first proper mission - I managed to take out most of the household with the lift. you can lure guards into the shaft, jump out and lower the lift to compress them. Or you can lure guards onto it, and then jump off and send it up, hear a scream and then when it comes down the guard has been replaced with a corpse. Or, you can get a ko-ed body, place it so htat just the head and shoulders stick out, send the lift up and watch the lintel move their head into an awkward position. Seriously, even if you're playing through properly, if a guard ticks you off just lure him towards the lift and he'll suffer some horrific accident!!
