Lady Taffer on 11/7/2005 at 10:38
Keeper Assasin: *dying* PAIN. . .. . . .IS. . . .. . .INTOLERABLE . . . . . . . :cheeky:
When you bump into the ruffian-type guy in the alley behind the pub (Stonemarket) and he says "Outta the way, loser." . . . . I don't know why that's funny, but it is.
hmm. . definitely the one guard that goes "Dammit! I lost him! How'm I gonna tell my boss about this? Uhh. .er. .'Sir,the perpetrator I tried to catch seems to have. . .er. .. despite my best efforts. . . . ' Aw CRAP! " XD
And of course. . "I'M A BIG. .. . MEAN. . .GUARDY. .PERSON!!! *PPPBBTHHTHHH!!!*"
Lady Taffer on 11/7/2005 at 10:51
Doh! Totally forgot that great guard line ('cause I never hear it anymore) :(
guard: I'm bloody dangerous, I am!
[SPOILER]and when you're in Pavelock Prison (this has to be after the quarantines have been lifted) and you get up to the top level to the guards quarters and read the note that lists the prisoners and their crimes. Some of them are like, "Allbright: cell 3 . drunkeness" "Stephens: cell 6. Vandalism" . . . . . and Garrett's says "Garrett: Burglary, posession of stolen goods, thievery, pickpocketing, resisting arrest, ausaulting a city watch officer, asaulting another city watch officer, breaking and entering, verbal asault on an officer, etc. . . . . .I'd love to hear Garrett actually verbally asaulting an officer. :D[/SPOILER]
Poison Ivy on 10/6/2006 at 00:05
All the city spaz was really amusing...
I'll have to play the game again... believe it or not, I hardly ever used any oil! What a shame, I now realise.
Almost anything Garrett said or did was hilarious. [spoiler] The way he slipped out of scenes, especially when he just casually backed out after the museum. One of my favourite parts is the first conversation with Orland...
-You called me to remind me you're in charge? The job must not keep you very busy. :D
And then, when Orland forbids him to sneak around the forbidden libraries, I just loved that stifled grin.... XDDDD
Another sentence I loved was during his trial...
-Garrett? Have you anything to say before sentence is passed? (Oh, Orland....:tsktsk: )
-... You haven't listened to anyone else yet, Orland. Why start now?
Also, the statues became terribly amusing after they stopped creeping me out (that is, after I learned their weaknesses). I remember, one statue said...
-Stop hiding and stop running and stop hiding and be killed......
I was like, NO THANKS!
And probably my top favourite...
-Let me see if I've got this right.... You want me to find Gamall's lair, learn what she wants your treasures for, kill her, AND find and destroy this 'Final Glyph'?.....*sarcastic chuckle*.... Anything else?
I was just laughing myself off when the Keepers, after just witnessing how terrible the Hag is, sent Garrett to deal with her... when just hours ago they were trying to kill him! :laff:
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Cardel on 11/6/2006 at 11:09
Probably my funnier moment was when I found a sleeping hammer that I went to KO
"And Thou I slayst and thou I slayst and thou and thou and thOW..uhhhng.." :laff:
Mahoney on 13/6/2006 at 09:27
The guards are quite funny. I always wondered why on their patrol routes they never released a quiet one...
~s:a:n:i:t:y~ on 13/6/2006 at 10:12
I've had a lot of funny moments with TDS - mostly including silly guards. Some sound funny and surprised when you blackjack them, or when they're drunk.
A funny moment I dedicated a thread in General discussion - was when I got some file corrupted (as I was told), and started to see and hear the assasins right before delivering the Bloodline Opal to Bertha... Was fun.
BTW, did anyone brought that wine to widow Moira? Though she looked very lonesome, I wasted no time for her. And I'm curious if she says or does something funny when Garret brings that to her...:)
godot on 14/6/2006 at 17:42
A well dropped flask of oil is always good for a laugh, especially near the edge of the docks. But my favourite flask chuckle so far is probably when a Keeper slipped and fell just after saying, "Balance is everything." :cheeky:
Fian on 21/6/2006 at 21:11
Quote Posted by Mahoney
The guards are quite funny. I always wondered why on their patrol routes they never released a quiet one...
LOL, yes that would have been funny - or even funnier if Garrett did it, and the 2 guards start blaming each other. (:
Cardel on 22/6/2006 at 11:45
"I wonder if it was anything to do with that burrick burger..." :rolleyes:
marshall banana on 6/7/2006 at 03:34
A funny thing that happened to me one time:
I was playing through "end of the bloodline" I think it's called.
and the Cook saw me, and started to run away. I ignored him,
and started to lock-pick a door he was in front of. Then,
I slide towards the door because I was too
far away, and in the process, I crushed the cook between
me and the door, killing him.
