Andarthiel on 15/10/2006 at 23:25
:laff: Sleeping guards,hammerites and nobles are hilarious. They mumble funny things in their sleep like "No, Momma. I don't want any more porridge." or "No, It is no use. I hath no more coal. The furnace will go out. No!"
The Woodsie Lord on 18/10/2006 at 19:03
I was playing Cradle again, and for the first time ever I went up to King No. One's cell. And when you take the elevator upwards, you hear his maniacal laughter
"Muahahahahahahahahahahaha!"
That really cracked me up, I actually was expecting a: "Igor, switch the power on!" sentence, followed by a Hunchback slave saying: "Yeth, mathter!"
Andarthiel on 29/10/2006 at 10:25
I was playing the Clocktower not too long ago and I came upon the room with the two Hammerites facing each other and another patrolling. I sneaked in, doused the torch but was spotted by one of the two facing each other. He started running against the table which was between him and me which was quite odd. But then out of nowhere, his leg hit a chair which in turn flipped up in the air and hit him on the head knocking him out cold.
He was a victim of his own stupidity.It was quite hilarious.:laff:
APK on 29/10/2006 at 16:49
When I was in the (lower) clocktower, I decided to mess with two Hammerites :D. They were standing in another room, and only a narrow, small corridor provided access. I threw an oil flask, and ignited it. This drew their attention and they ran towards me. Guard one slipped in the oil, and while he was trying to get up, guard two kicked him half way into the ground. Whilst guard one was trying to reach me, he was kicking guard two to death, and he eventually slipped and died too :laff:
DaisyWhite on 30/10/2006 at 10:18
The Best moment is always at last...I use up all the weapon to play a joke on Gamall...
NightFalcon on 5/11/2006 at 23:56
Most of the things the Pagans say crack me up. Like [SPOILER]"Weese finds you nose-makers!"[/SPOILER] and... [SPOILER]"Strange nights very strange nights... but cants do nothing bout it." [/SPOILER] and also at the ports "[SPOILER]Garrett?! Me wants to deadsie him!"[/SPOILER]
Kiddcross on 11/11/2006 at 03:04
I would have to say my funniest moment on Thief just happened in the last fan mission I played "The Bridge". I cleared the museum and when I was leaving 4 guards appeared in different parts of the museum. I blackjacked the 1st 3 but was having problems with the last guy at the front door. So, he proceeded to chase me all over. And on my way back down the stairs, I turned around at the top and dropped an oil flask. I ran to the bottom of the stairs in time to turn around and see him slip and fall down the stairs and it knocked him out. LMAO I was quite hilarious :p
Cardel on 11/11/2006 at 10:37
Oil Flasks + Gamall = Hours of fun!
Gamall again - citizen of the South Quater was running past with a tiara on, and for some reason ran towards the hag. Gamall went and screamed something classicly evil, and then fired off one of the huge explosive shots. The citizen was litterally blown away. And the tiara... well, poor ol' Garrett never saw that tiara again :( . I think it landed on a roof somewhere.
242 on 12/11/2006 at 12:53
I love it when a guard pants while chasing Garrett and says like "wait a sec, I need to wind my lungs" :cool:
theeviltritone on 7/12/2006 at 05:21
I was just playing the last mission -- after the museum when you have to place the artifacts. I walked from the museum towards the pagan area and i see a gargoyle statue walk up behind a pagan, strike him dead, and say "killed you and killed you and killed you..." -- i'm pretty sure i woke up the whole house with my laughing. it was just too funny!
