Andarthiel on 9/12/2006 at 06:21
I was playing in the city area and there was one of those drunk guards that hiccups a lot who had a funny quote.
"Who's there?Who-hooo.I'm an owl.":laff:
Machinehead on 28/12/2006 at 01:24
Just finished my first go through (hurray easy.....that sounded lamer than I anticipated), and I got two that are fresh
1. In Gamall's Lair one of the statues was examining a fire i just put out when I though I should smash him with my blackjack and get rid of him....he didn't like that idea and proceeded to chase me around a post for about a minute...then he changed direction on me. I was out smarted by a statue :weird: I'm so ashamed
2. Returning the Chalice I heard another statue running and hitting something, but it wouldn't come around the corner. So I went to find it, and it was beating up 2 zombies over and over again
funkwich on 29/12/2006 at 11:49
Clocktower: Two things here. In the first room with machinery, I used an oil flask to send a Hammer into one of the pendulums. His death wasn't anything out of the ordinary, not funnier than any others in this thread, but as it kept swinging back and forth, his feet (the only part extended past the floor and into the path of the pendulum) kept spurting blood for a few full seconds at a time, each time it scraped past. It was more blood than I'd ever seen, even more than Gamall left after tearing through a district.
A little lower in the clocktower, I was growing frustrated with the Hammerite priests on the platforms in that one high-ceilinged room (I had to climb back up because I missed some loot, and their voices were annoying me as I fell again and again). From the ground floor, I let loose a broadhead into the priest on the highest platform. He yelped, cursed me, and started running towards me. That's right, he started running towards me from the highest platform. Maybe he heard Garrett talking about how fun it is to jump on an NPC's head and not take damage, because that's what he tried. He ran off his ledge, continued his running motion through the air, and collapsed to the ground not more than a yard in front of me. His staff landed at my feet. It roffled my waffles. My waffles were roffled so much that I may need to dream about syrup and pancakes tonight...
In Gamall's lair, I always got a kick out of crouching in front of the large statue in the courtyard as he struggled to swing at the thief by his ankles. He was so helpless that it was almost cute.
More statue fun: "find and kill and find and kill and FIND AND KILL ... and find!"
The fact that "find" was the last word he said (as opposed to kill) always amused me, and the minute pause he put before it made it even better.
Conspirant on 9/4/2007 at 14:27
Could anyone transcript me the text of that relaxation record on the victrola in the curator's office? It is not subtitled and I can catch hardly any words because of those scratches. I'm not native English and it would be a great help for me. Thanks.
Conspirant on 9/4/2007 at 16:31
Never mind, finally (about after 30 replays) I succeeded.
NightFalcon on 11/4/2007 at 23:11
A really funny moment for me was the guard-wound conversation in South Quarter.
[SPOILER]I ain't scared of doctors if thats what you think.[/SPOILER]
For some reason combined that line with the voice of the guard and the thought of how he is a grown adult made me LOL my house down.
And another,
Was in the Sunken Citadel when you encounter your first enemy, a completely random giant rat. Garret says
[SPOILER]Ah crap... a giant rat[/SPOILER] or something like that. Combine that line with me zooming in with his eye on the rat was something completely random in the silence of the cave that also made me lol.
KhAoZ on 12/4/2007 at 01:01
THE SOUNDS THE ZOMBIES MAKE!!! I LOVE THAT, THEY SOUND LIKE RETARDED KIDS!
s_kai on 14/4/2007 at 14:27
I flashbombed Benny once and he mumbled rubbing his eyes: "Too many staaars"... :cheeky:
Then, at the Docks, I was entertaining myself with blackjacking everyone and throwing them into the sea :angel: A guard saw me doing that and started to chase me, but I got away, and soon he gave up with the following: "Gone! What'll they think of next!" :cheeky:
Well, I admit, my ways of having fun were somewhat twisted :ebil:
But the best one was in the prison, I was trying to get my stuff from that locked cell and while at it had a chance to listen to the guard sitting at the table. He was talking to himself about how hard his job was, how he never got any fresh air, no sun etc., and how it upset him, and how "this is veeery depressing". Then I got his attention, and he started looking for me. He went into that cell himself, searched around, got nothing and decided to go back to his table. But the thing was he couldn't leave. He bumped himself into the very edge of the open door and kept walking into it muttering melancholically over and over again: "This is veeery depressing..."
Indeed, not being able to leave the cell is veeery depressing :p
s_kai on 15/4/2007 at 11:26
Benny just yelled at me "You son of a dog!" :laff:
The other guard was searching for me and muttered: "Ahh, crates! It's always the crates."
Eeevil crates, one day they are going to take over the world :ebil:
Finally, did you guys know how much fun it is to chase the guards around? :cheeky: You can scare them to the point where they drop their weapon and start running, yelling all those "Help!", "The killer is after me", "Please don't hurt me" and other city victims' stuff :cool: It looks hilarious, plus it feels really nice to create a little poetic justice :ebil:
Petike the Taffer on 3/10/2008 at 20:54
I was recently replaying the Hammerite Cathedral and Keeper Compound missions on expert difficulty... and boy, did I encounter some new unprecendented moments, that made me go : :weird: :wot:
I angried a Hammerite guard while trying to sneak out of the sleeping quarters (where the priest is having a bad dream about the furnace going out). I wanted to get into Gredius's office. I doused the torch, but the guard saw me anyway and started chasing me. We were running in circles for a while and then I turned to the office door, quickly opened it, ran in and shut it. I immediately leaned to the wall. Too bad the priest (Gredius) and another guard heard the door being shut so loudly. They quickly ran to me to see what was going on. Then the door opened and covered me, so I was well shielded... The first guard ran into the room and swinged his hammer furiously, expecting me. He hit his two colleagues instead - apparently by accident ! And then they got mad and started fighting each other !!! :D The priest even shouted something like "What foul madness is this ?! Thou art possesed by the Trickster !" or similiar... :cheeky: The first guard got killed quickly, but the priest and the second guard kept further beating themselves... And they killed each other simultainiously, falling to the ground at the same time. :D I utterly cracked up. :thumb:
I blackjacked the young Keeper girl at the beginning of the Compound mission. Unfortunately, the Keeper Elder heard me and started to wander down the stairs, wand drawn and candlestick raised high. I quickly hid the female and ran to the alcove with the small table and book. The Keeper kept looking for me (nearly even found me once), until I shot a noisemaker arrow to the "eternal blue flame" in the middle of that entrance hall. He ran there for close inspection and somehow got stuck to the edge of the stand housing the flame. He started to yell and scream, got angry and fired a few rounds from the wand into thin air and kept bleeding. In a few seconds he fell dead to the ground. Probably got stuck somehow to the flame. :laff: :)
