Jason Moyer on 31/5/2004 at 07:28
Museum:
[spoiler]the scratched records from Life of the Party KICK ASS :)[/spoiler]
Catacombs:
[spoiler]RIP Ramirez - He Loved His Burricks[/spoiler]
Also some random conversation from a guard talking about having indigestion from a certain type of burger that I won't name. At least we know where THOSE went to. :)
NightHawk2K2 on 31/5/2004 at 07:31
[SPOILER]In the Keeper Compound level, where they're having a trial that reminded me of "Star Trek 6: The Undiscovered Country" in the grand meeting arena part of the Compund, the main speaker is on the floor in the middle, talking about the Interpreter. I am in the background and I have gone up the spiral staircase to the top. I have blackjacked the Keeper guard and have carried him right behind the one bald guy who says that "Garrett will surely return to the scene of his crime...". In the midst of the seriousness of everything, and with everyone being so damn proper, I blackjack the bald guy in front of me and drop him all the way down to the main floor where the main speaker guy is. Once the main speaker sees the body of the guy I just dropped, he instantly stops his speech and everyone starts looking for me. So I just nail everyone on the main floor with fire arrows from way high up where I am. When I run out of guys to fry, I QuickLoad the game and do it again. Sorry, but I've been up a long time and that just felt damn good.
:joke: [/SPOILER]
Kyla on 31/5/2004 at 08:03
So far one of my favorite moments has been[SPOILER]a conversation between Benny (or his voice actor ;)) and the "smart guard" - I like to think of him as Nick - as they stand in front of the Abysmal Gale on the docks.
Nick: Sure are a lot of 'em.
Benny: What?
Nick: Zombies. And [my paraphrase] I dunno, but they seem more...riled up than usual.
Benny: Maybe they're just cranky on account of bein' wet.
:)
A further amusing moment occurs later in the conversation where Benny offers to cut off Nick's leg (!) should he get bitten. Sort of touching really, in a silly sort of way. ;)
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Rhee T. Taffer on 31/5/2004 at 14:54
Quote Posted by Gage
I loved the drunk archer Benny near the [SPOILER]fake-Garrett encounter in Stonemarket Plaza.[/SPOILER] I got his attention, and while he was searching around he shouts out "Stop it. Stop it! I'm a big meannnn....guarding....person! Pfffffffftttttt" It's great to see ol' Benny back around.
"EVERYONE... SEBBLE DOWM!!!!!!!!!!! *hic*"
radioman on 1/6/2004 at 03:32
I liked when [SPOILER]the guard near Inspector Drept's says to a passing pagan, "Happy treeing (pause) (mumble) or whatever."[/SPOILER]
Lord Garrett on 1/6/2004 at 04:49
the cat o' nine tails got me and my gf laughing (she owns one, ha ha ha)
lemon cake, lotsa icing
AGH, MINE EYESSSS!!!!
hey there, come by later, officer, and i'll give you my...donation...
who took it? gasp! it must be that NEW GIRL!
lizzy: so, the hammers are fanatical with words and like to work in factories?
me: *opening level door* they use the factories to make hammers and other things
lizzy: yes, other things like whip lil apprentices with cat o nine tails, hehehe
me: ha ha, yea, that's....*undead comes at me when i'm not paying attention* WAGHHHHH!!!!!
lizzy: what, what????!!!
me: that wasn't a sleeping man, its a zombie!!!!
we both laugh
:laff:
shadowseeker777 on 1/6/2004 at 05:27
the viktrola in the museum curator's office. it's a self-help lesson. it's hilarious. good times. good times.
KuBiLaY17 on 1/6/2004 at 11:19
:thumb: :joke: Well i dont know if you guys thought it was funny, but i sure did. Its in the first reall mission, where Benny is sleeping and says something about his mom and stuff like that
foldy on 1/6/2004 at 12:07
I've yet to ROFFLE.
goldwolf on 1/6/2004 at 12:52
In Pavelock prison, near the end with the 2 floor cages. I ran at the guard who proceeded to follow me. I ran over the cage and pressed the button on the opposite side as the guard was on it. He got stuck on the angled surface near the switch and kept running. As he was running the cage started closing in, and he finally slipped back and the cage crushed him but instead of dieing at first he flew into the air and back down onto the cage which finally killed him. His scream as he flew upwards was hilarious. Easily the funniest part I`ve encountered. I had to stop playing for a few minutes. :D
