XenoFur on 5/6/2004 at 21:57
guard: "Come on out. *snicker* We're friendly and don't know how to fight..."
cracked me up :>
Krimmy on 6/6/2004 at 01:27
LOL, the makers must have had fun coming up with the things these guards say...I can imagine a bunch of them sitting around a conferance table consuming alchohol and chewing this stuff out... lol
TBone on 6/6/2004 at 04:09
In between misisons, I accidentally ran into a guard in the street. I started to run, but then there wass this big pipe inbetween us. I guess he got stuck on the geometry, because he couldn't get around the pipe. So he starts yelling stuff like "I'll figure out how to get there!...eventually!". But the best thing was when he started doing the "I'm frustrated" animation - you know, where the guard stamps his foot and kind of flaps his arms 3 times in a row? He started doing that, and wouldn't stop. It was a really busy street, so there's all these peasants freaking out and running around screaming, and the guards just standing there doing the funky chicken at me.
I loved that guard.
I also liked my first experience with the "bow upgrade". Having no idea what it would do, I shot a bug while there was a civvy nearby. I thought his reaction was funny - "I'm going to tell the guards on you!" For what? Squashing a bug?
herechickychick on 6/6/2004 at 09:17
I just came across a part where a guard says, "this goes beyond my job specs" [SPOILER]when he came across the hag monster in a brawl in the street and she was killing everyone in sight. He first runs over to try to kill her then throws his sword on the ground and runs the other way.[/SPOILER]
warriorbabe on 6/6/2004 at 20:02
Did anyone else notice in a cutscene [SPOILER]The one with Orland where he says something like "it was strange, we were receiving notes from Caduca even after she has been dead"[/SPOILER]
Now I would be worried if I received notes like that, wonder why the Keepers weren't hehe
Asrimal on 6/6/2004 at 20:19
One of my favorite lines is when you're hiding from Hammers.
'If thou comest out, I shant hurt thee.' Then in a low voice, 'More than thou deservst.'
Hammer's crack me up in general. Also watching a City Guard take down a Keeper Assassin made me laugh.
JonahFalcon on 6/6/2004 at 21:18
[spoiler] The statues ALWAYS make me laugh.
Crush and kill and crush and kill and crush and kill and maim and smash and maim and smash and kill!
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killick on 7/6/2004 at 03:49
[SPOILER]When Orland is being choked to death, Garrett watches interestingly for a moment... then strolls offscreen. I was laughing my head off as she kept ranting on and on for a good fifteen seconds before noticing.[/SPOILER]
I don't like the sucky Xbox-textures on those cutscenes, but that made up for it.
pedx1ng on 7/6/2004 at 07:34
I made a noise and Benny guard heard, but when he gave up looking he said something like: "It must have been an echo... must have been an echo... echo.. huhuh" Ok it's funnier when you hear it, trust me. ;)
Also, during the museum level I managed to knock over one of those tall stone statues in the outside part, and it fell and killed a passing guard. The timing had to be just perfect for that to happen and it was a total accident that it did, I didn't even know you could knock it over!
PeonPower on 7/6/2004 at 09:50
This happened while I opened a door next to a guard in the museum:
Guard: hmmmm, could've been a ghost. Now that would be something!
