Bicka on 8/6/2004 at 15:17
Quote Posted by Solabusca
I've just had my best...
Day 3, with a fat City Guardsman patrolling. A citizen walks past, looks at him, and says "Looking for the bakery, are you?"
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Rofl!
My funniest moment with the gaurds was outside the museum when I made a noise and bennie shouted
SOUND?...........MUSTA BEEN MY OWN ECHO!
Then he waited 2 seconds before muttering
*musta been my own echo.* then he started to laugh and I just couldn't help rofl :laff:
Bladder Control on 8/6/2004 at 17:07
Pirate House Server:
She's on the lower floor, [SPOILER]in a dining room and there should be a guard sitting at the table. When you rile them up, scoot out of the room and deal with the guard. After the girl returns I heard her say, "Well, they think I'm just some pretty little thing, but I can be dangerous. They'll see." I was running past and didn't catch it all, but that was great. I woke up the house, laughing at that one.[/SPOILER]
Hammerite Fort:
Overlooking the inner yard where [SPOILER]the zombies are walking there's a hammer guard who see the zombies and begins flapping his arms. He seems so excited to see the zombies that I pushed him off the ledge. [When friendly characters move just stay in contact and they nudge in the direction you want][/SPOILER]
OIL Anywhere:
The docks are great. Large open areas are cool too. They really shoot across open spaces, I was amazed by the distance. My reloads are pretty fast, so I have lots of fun trying different things. Too bad Garrett can't slide. That would be one heck of an escape option. Throw an oil, take a running start and zip across an entire room in a second. That would be nice.
Lady Robber:
I think it's the same girl who [SPOILER]wanted to raid the cathedral with her partner. After the Enforcers are released they kill some people in that area. The girl walks by and says,"This one's dead and he's cute too. What a waste."[/SPOILER]
I also saw that same girl, two hammers and three city watch fight it out among themselves.
herechickychick on 8/6/2004 at 20:35
A guy sleeping in his apartment in Garrett's building is snorring and talking in his sleep saying "mmmmmm.....paaaaancakes....and suyrup....and butter....mmmmmm" :laff:
And the girl walking around town talking about serving beer, if you knock her out she says "beeeeer" as she goes down. :laff:
Also, I get a big kick out of any of the people you knock out that say "ooookaaaaay" as they go down. :laff:
And the other people who when you knock them out go "ooooooooohh" but in a way that sounds more like they are having sex than getting knocked out. :laff:
Kaleid on 8/6/2004 at 22:02
Guard mumbling: "If someone even looks at me strange there's gonna be some bloody noses" or something similar. Bad day eh?
Hammerite talks something similar to "...may the builder bless me..."
Guard (might have been Benny) walks by and says; "Yeah, builder bless me too".
Great since it gives the impression that they actually can hear what's being said and can respond to it correctly.
dr. cello on 8/6/2004 at 22:37
A lot of Benny's 'hello' barks are rather funny.
'What ho', 'happy... tree... or something' (to pagans), 'builder bless me, too' (to hammers).
Poorman on 8/6/2004 at 23:00
Girl walking by in one of the city sections, mumbling to herself;
"Nancy told me about an opening at the docks, when I asked if it was cleaning or cooking she gave me a Really funny look! ;)
TBone on 8/6/2004 at 23:19
Quote Posted by herechickychick
And the girl walking around town talking about serving beer, if you knock her out she says "beeeeer" as she goes down.
The bar wench in the Old Quarter often says "aaaaaaaale..." when you knock her out. :thumb:
herechickychick on 8/6/2004 at 23:21
Down at the docks by the Pagan entrance one Pagan woman walks over to the one guarding the entrance and says "hey ho". LMAO! She should have kicked her arse right there!
raetsel on 9/6/2004 at 01:10
i was looking at orland's face when he was sitting... really closely because...
[spoiler]his eyes are on his glasses and his eyeballs are just white :p[/spoiler]
and he said something along the lines of... "you don't have to stare, garrett"
it was funny at the time, really! (it just surprised me)
Vancore on 9/6/2004 at 01:28
Alright, I know I've said this before but its worth repeating. :ebil:
[SPOILER]I was nearing the end of the Shalbridge Cradle and came across the seated staff members that came between me and the window I'm supposed to jump out of. Looking over my possibilites I decided to go the direct route, jumping onto the table and out the window. Well.. I didn't make it out the window but I did manage to lift myself up there just before one of them killed me. Then, in perfect ragdoll form, I watched as garrett stumbled out the window into oblivion, completing the mission. All I could think was "Whoa.. best fake death ever." :thumb: Great ending to a great mission.
Gotta say, Lauryle wasn't kidding when she gave me that objective. I did it to the word. :D [/SPOILER]
