RyushiBlade on 20/4/2006 at 00:55
Who says there aren't any children in Oblivion? Bet I can tell you where to find one. Bet you a dollar.
Ready to hand it over?
Not sure if it's quest related, but go inspect Fort Cuptor. It's along the west coast of Lake Canulus. If you just want to know what's inside:
[SPOILER]Fort Cuptor is a Necromancer hideout. Inside you'll find a mini-coffin with a mini-skeleton inside. Might be a midget, right? Except next to the coffin is a pair of overalls aptly named "Child Overalls."
I didn't say the child was alive.[/SPOILER]
I haven't seen something like this before, so I'm not sure if it's common or not.
PeeperStorm on 20/4/2006 at 01:23
Reminds me of a discussion, long ago and far away, where someone asserted that when you cut a person in half, the two halves no longer add up to one person. Likewise I would assert that [SPOILER]a coffin full of little bones does not constitute a child.[/SPOILER]
Gingerbread Man on 20/4/2006 at 03:11
Oh, but a walking flesh bag full of them DOES?
RyushiBlade on 20/4/2006 at 03:15
Yes, but when the bones are all arranged to make a nice, child-sized skeleton, and you find clothes labeled "Child's Overalls" next to the coffin, I think that is more than enough evidence to support it is, in fact, a child. ;)
Fig455 on 20/4/2006 at 10:20
that's some eerie shit, RB. At least the damn thing doesn't pop up and scare you.
Fig455 on 20/4/2006 at 14:31
So, children are extinct? Like the Dwemer? ;)
Stainboy on 20/4/2006 at 15:20
One of the Imperial beggar women claims that her "children are starving". Lies! Unless that's why there aren't any children - nobody feeds them? :p
Their absence is a bit worrying though - like the complete lack of bathrooms. Now that's worrying.
Arael on 20/4/2006 at 15:45
Just don't download the "smell mod" and you'll be alright.
As for the children: Ever got laid in Oblivion? I mean, where are they supposed to come from? Ayleid wells?
Fig455 on 20/4/2006 at 19:51
AY-LAID WELLS M I RITE???!!!
