RUtaffenMe on 13/12/2002 at 10:09
Here's the latest CLAN Larcenio Haul membership roster.
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-ô_ô-, Head of Coercion Technologies
Arius, Potions and Notions
bonzuko, Reigning Queen of Shots
Celtic_Thief, Expendable Rookie Who Nevertheless Shows Promise
crunchy, Guardian of the Taunt
CyberFish, Coordinator of Hallucinogenic Toxins and Fashion Accessories
Cypher628, Tactical Demolition Engineer
Dave Angel, Master of the Clean Sweep
demagogue, Patently Dangerous Anti-Bunny Barrister
DethWraith, Expert in Occult Diplomacy and Infestation Management
Digital Nightfall, Oddfather
Grundbegriff, Founder and Cutpurse Emeritus
Iggles, Fair-Weather Friend
kalenel, Heavily-Armed and Singing but Surprisingly Inconspicuous and Therefore Awfully Formidable Feline Burglar (HASSITAFF) Burglar
Keeper Zapp, Plausible Deniability Coordinator
Khamoon, Official Revenge and Humility Coordinator
Kong, Wielder of the Slippery Potassium-Rich Stumbling Blocks of Death or Really Painful Dislocation
Kyra, Confection Detection Squad
Mad Hatter, Alter Egotist and Hundred Yard Haberdasher
Mr. K, Fence-Straddler and Sometime Counterspy
Myoldnamebroke, Wrangler of the Curiously Fishlike Rabbit-Eating Capybaras of Death
Nedan, Curmudgeon and Cudgel-Bearer
Nexus, Mascot and Scutworker
Nip, Treasurer and Moneychanger
Nupraptor, Court Digester
oRGy, The Heroic Worker<sup><small>TM</small></sup>
paulben, Interrogation Technologist
Phoenix, Anti-Vegetation Patrol
Purah, Chief of Escalade, Belay, and Navigation <small>(and Spatial Awareness Consultant)</small>
Rolan, Head Bouncer and Comptroller General of Kegs
Rug Burn Junky, Guinness "Importer"
Samwise, Literary Scout
Saturn2k, Quality Assurance Coordinator
scumble, Punctuality Coordinator and Dicer of the Quiche
Shug, Comandante of Bumps and Grinders
Sneaksie Taffersie, Bargain Hunter
Steezo, Flatulence Assault Team
Subjective Effect, Violence Control Unit
tafferette, Avaricious Firebrand
The Cloaked Wolf, Manager of Identity Appropriations
The Huntsman, hax0r of the Gamma
Yametha, Quarterstaff Wielding Nice Girl
Zombie, Cone of Silence Operator
RUtaffenMe, Cutpurse-in-Chief</font>
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Offense<td align=center valign=top width=50%>
Defense</tr>
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crunchy, Guardian of the Taunt*
Cypher628, Tactical Demolition Engineer*
Dave Angel, Master of the Clean Sweep*
Dark Angel, Forger and Imposter*
DethWraith, Expert in Occult Diplomacy and Infestation Management*
kalenel, Heavily-Armed and Singing but Surprisingly Inconspicuous and Therefore Awfully Formidable Feline (HASSITAFF) Burglar*
Kong, Wielder of the Slippery Potassium-Rich Stumbling Blocks of Death or Really Painful Dislocation*
Mad Hatter, Alter Egotist and Hundred Yard Haberdasher*
Myoldnamebroke, Wrangler of the Curiously Fishlike Rabbit-Eating Capybaras of Death*
paulben, Interrogation Technologist*
Purah, Chief of Escalade, Belay, and Navigation (and Spatial Awareness Consultant)*
Nedan, Curmudgeon and Cudgel-Bearer*
scumble, Punctuality Coordinator and Dicer of the Quiche*
Shug, Comandante of Bumps and Grinders*
Steezo, Flatulence Assault Team*
tafferette, Avaricious Firebrand
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Arius, Potions and Notions*
demagogue, Patently Dangerous Anti-Bunny Barrister*
Keeper Zapp, Plausible Deniability Coordinator*
Kyra, Confection Detection Squad*
oRGy, The Heroic Worker<sup><small>TM</small></sup>*
Phoenix, Anti-Vegetation Patrol*
Rolan, Head Bouncer and Comptroller General of Kegs*
Saturn2k, Quality Assurance Coordinator*
Subjective Effect, Violence Control Unit*
The Huntsman, hax0r of the Gamma*
Yametha, Quarterstaff Wielding Nice Girl*
Zombie, Cone of Silence Operator
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Rent-a-fence</tr><tr><td align=left valign=top width=50%><font size=-2>*
-ô_ô-, Full Court Jester*
bonzuko, Reigning Queen of Shots*
Digital Nightfall, Oddfather*
Grundbegriff, Founder and Cutpurse Emeritus*
Nexus, Mascot and Scutworker*
Nip, Treasurer and Moneychanger *
Nupraptor, Court Digester*
Rug Burn Junky, Guinness "Importer"*
Samwise, Literary Scout*
Sneaksie Taffersie, Bargain Hunter*
The Cloaked Wolf, Manager of Identity Appropriations
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Celtic_Thief, Expendable Rookie Who Nevertheless Shows Promise*
D`JK
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Iggles, Fair-Weather Friend*
Mr. K, Fence-Straddler and Sometime Counterspy*
CyberFish, Coordinator of Hallucinogenic Toxins and Fashion Accessories*
Khamoon, Official Revenge and Humility Coordinator</font></tr><tr><td align-center valign=top colspan=2>* <font size=-2 color=red>
RUtaffenMe, Cutpurse-in-Chief</font></tr></table>
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The
CLAN Larcenio Haul Initiation Ritual for those who would join us in pilfering and mayhem when
Thief Tournament comes out, undoubtedly on St. Crispin's Day:
* Turn on the NoKillGoalCheat cheat in user.cfg and then kill all the Mechanists in
Trail of Blood even though you're playing on Expert difficulty.* Burn a paperback copy of <a href="http://www.mayfieldiow.freewire.co.uk/watershp/WatershipDowncopies.htm" target="_blank">Watership Down</a> on <a href="http://myweb.cableone.net/maryrn/3half.wav" target="_blank">aardvark</a>'s lawn.* Smokey Bear says, "Only thou canst prevent lawnsie fires". Cover the smouldering <a href="http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?va=lapin" target="_blank">lapine</a> embers with some sand from the Watchman's Hourglass.* There are more than a few consumer merchandise hoarders in <a href="http://myweb.cableone.net/maryrn/3half.wav" target="_blank">aardvark</a>'s neighborhood. You should be able to pick up at least 750 for yourself.* Basso has heard that pouches of "spice" are available in that quarter, too. Nick at least 3 of them.* Return to the streets where you edited user.cfg without confronting any locals.
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