demagogue on 29/10/2012 at 01:59

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Is it too late to be initiated as a new member?
After careful consideration of all the options, CLH:WHA seems the right choice for me.
For one, they aren't fluffy, and two, they're in the respectable business of ripping people off. :cool:

demagogue on 11/11/2012 at 06:37

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*Dema walks up to the lectern, switches on the mike, taps it a few times and asks "Is this thing on?", it squeaks a little, opens up a folder of various documents which promptly fall onto the floor and get mixed up. He picks them up and places them back on the lectern in a state of total disarray.*

Well maybe I didn't really need them anyway...

*Dema looks up at the sparse audience and clears his throat*

Uh, so, um... I, you see... I stole my first purse in December 1998, as so many of us had, in the Downtown Quarter. Within a few weeks I was getting quite adept at it. I was so entranced by it, that I built my own city, my first one, in early 2000, suspiciously looking like the campus of the University of Texas, and populated it with brutes of various sorts just for the opportunity to snitch their hard earned cash.

Little did I know, from my sheltered little corner of the woods at the time, that other towns and mansions like mine were opening up all over the place, until I finally returned to civilization in 2002 and into early 2003 and discovered what was and still is the site known as "Through the Looking Glass". It was at this time that I became aware of the activities of various clans of various stripes, including the clan once and still known as "Clan Larcenio Haul". As various of my newly-made friends were members of this Clan, the ones I seemed to sympathize with in train of thought -- speaking of Digi and SubjEff and RBJ and various others -- I considered that this Clan might be a good fit to me. The motto "We Haul Assets" appealed to my asset-hauling ambitions.

I also considered other clans, but found them not quite fitting. Only I was still rather reticent to jump in too soon. Also the burdens of law school kept me from being around much. But with graduation I became more involved with the scene, doing this and that, such as contributing to the map of the entire City and making an FM called "Patently Dangerous" which I believe exhibits many of the values of said Clan L.H., including the hauling of assets without appointment. I also created a avatar'd guide to many of the important TTLG NPCs. Also I posted a lot.

At this time, however, all of the clans had quite quieted down, the said Clan L.H. included, so I did not have an opportunity to express my interest in joining at that time. When I saw that this thread had been resurrected of late, I thought it might be a good chance to express my long-held interest. So that's why I ... uh ... posted at the place I thought appropriate, that being here, uh, the said thread for the said Clan L.H. Um...

*Dema looks down at his disorganized stack of notes and shakes his head.*

So yeah, that's the gist of it... Anything in particular you'd like to know?

GordonFreeman180 on 20/11/2012 at 22:33

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wow...sweet creature :)

RUtaffenMe on 22/11/2012 at 03:57

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A bright flash of light stuns demagogue. His vision clearing, he sees a desk labeled "Cutpurse in Chief"
With the lack of activity those filthy creatures get in sometimes. A law degree you say? That could come in handy in our line of business. ;) I also see that you have an interest in environmental law. You can see for yourself the damage those little foofie critters can cause! You're in! I dub thee...demagogue, "Patently Dangerous Anti-Bunny Barrister":thumb:

SlyFoxx on 22/11/2012 at 15:14

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You're welcome!:cheeky: