ZylonBane on 30/4/2012 at 18:00
Because you clip your nails at your desk.
Because your nose whistles when you breathe.
Because you microwave popcorn every day.
Because you are constantly streaming ESPN on your second monitor.
Because you throw tantrums when anybody criticizes your work.
Because no matter how simply I phrase an email, you always shuffle over to my desk and insist that I explain it.
Because you believe that free-energy(
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perpetual_motion) * machines can actually work.
Feel free to add your own.
Renault on 30/4/2012 at 18:07
Because you think that if your cell phone is on vibrate it's any less annoying when it goes off 50 times a day.
Because you can never figure out that I'm actually trying to do something when I don't respond to your 20 minute long description of your weekend.
Queue on 30/4/2012 at 19:00
... because you get on the Internet to whine like a little bitch with a sociopath's shopping list of complaints over another human's quirks, instead of having the balls to confront that person to their face.
(I'm just saying)
Koki on 30/4/2012 at 20:09
dilbert.com
june gloom on 30/4/2012 at 20:17
Because you always complain about what I eat for lunch.
st.patrick on 30/4/2012 at 20:23
Just because I see your stupid face every day. I don't need a fucking reason.
ZylonBane on 30/4/2012 at 20:34
Zero to Commchat Tard Brigade in three posts. A little slower than I was expecting, actually.
glslvrfan on 30/4/2012 at 20:43
Because you listen to Limbaugh and Savage every fucking day so you can go home to your trailer and pretend like you know what the fuck is going on in the world when you talk to your wife and dirtneck friends.
Aerothorn on 30/4/2012 at 20:47
Because you define any exhibition of autistic behavior as "low emotional age" or "immaturity."
This is actually a thing, it is very sad.
Stitch on 30/4/2012 at 21:23
Quote Posted by ZylonBane
Because you clip your nails at your desk.
WHY DOES ANYONE THINK THAT THIS IS OKAY
