driver on 30/4/2012 at 21:30
Quote Posted by ZylonBane
Because you clip your nails at your desk.
I've never heard this complaint before (nor anyone whose guilty of the act), but that's the second time in as many weeks that someone's brought it up. Is it the noise that bothers you, or the chance of encountering debris?
BrokenArts on 30/4/2012 at 22:42
At the main desk where I work. Eating tuna out of a can, WITH YOUR FINGERS, as customers walk in. Lying about what time you get to work, penciling in earlier, when the security camera's say otherwise.
Yakoob on 30/4/2012 at 22:55
You do the one and only thing I told you not to do because it breaks the server. Three times now and counting...
Dia on 30/4/2012 at 23:32
You take lunch earlier than the rest of us, which is okay on its own, but you inevitably bring the most stinking, foul smelling leftovers and eat at your desk while the rest of us are trying to see how long we can work while holding our breath before we pass out. I suppose those of us who've been trying to lose a few pounds should thank you, since by the time we take our respective lunch breaks, we've lost our appetites.
P.S. That fish you had for lunch last Friday probably should've been used for fertilizer instead of food. :eww:
Just sayin'.
SubJeff on 30/4/2012 at 23:51
Because you seem to think that just because you write something down somewhere it gets transmitted to my brain, without you having the decency to call me and let me know that the case you're booking is a frakking emergency.
Mr.Duck on 1/5/2012 at 03:11
Currently on a sabbatical.
So fuck co-workers.
:cool:
PeeperStorm on 1/5/2012 at 03:32
Because you prepare fish in the microwave.
Because you un-fix problems after we've fixed them.
Because you badmouth the rest of us to the customers.
Because you crank your PC speakers up.
Because you forward every hoax email that you get. To everyone.
Because you feel empowered to interrupt any conversation for any reason, no matter how important the business is that's being discussed.
(Ladies only) Because you've apparently never even heard of feminine hygiene.
Because whenever you "borrow" someone's desk, food crumbs and mustard mysteriously appear all over it.
Because you don't flush the toilet.
fett on 1/5/2012 at 04:18
Because even though you've been working on a Windows PC for twenty years, you still can't find the fucking Control Panel.
Because you don't understand how a wireless network functions.
Because your personality is so vapid you have to define yourself by your ringtone which goes off thirty times a day.
Because your ringtone is 50 cent. I will kill you with a fucking hammer if you don't change that shit.
Because I don't care what happened on American Fucking Idol last night.
Because your conversational comprehension sucks and you blame it on everyone's supposedly faulty communication skills.
Because you say "supposably," "flustrated," and "I could care less."
Because I don't want to play Words With Friends (or whatever shitty mobile phone game you waste your day with) with you.
Because I'm white and from the south you assume I'm a racist, homophobe, and religious nut. This is not an episode of CSI.
Because you watch CSI and want to talk about it every week. Fuck CSI.
Because you suck. You're lazy, you don't care what happens to the people around you, and everyone has to pick up your slack because eventually your shitty work ethic trickles down on everyone else. You have no work ethic and you don't care. Get a job at Wal-Mart.
ZylonBane on 1/5/2012 at 05:52
Quote Posted by driver
I've never heard this complaint before (nor anyone whose guilty of the act), but that's the second time in as many weeks that someone's brought it up. Is it the noise that bothers you, or the chance of encountering debris?
Mostly it's the noise -- the Chinese water torture-esque CLIK... CLIK... CLIK. But secondarily it's wondering why in god's name this fuckstick is clipping his nails -- something you have to do maybe once a week, tops -- AT WORK. Is this person's home life so jam-packed with adventure that he literally has no time left to hoof-hack within the confines of his own residence?
rachel on 1/5/2012 at 09:46
Because the words "mailing list","email attachment" and "67 megs" should NEVER be found in the same sentence.
