glslvrfan on 1/5/2012 at 12:58
Because you look like an idiot being 52 years old and sporting a fuckin rat tail.
faetal on 1/5/2012 at 15:12
Because you treat management speak as linguistic modules which should supplant a fungible array of phrases which were already fit for fucking purpose and now have no dynamic on account of being replaced with one phrase designed to make conversations sound like "mission statements".
catbarf on 1/5/2012 at 15:44
Because you can't resist using dumbfuck internet memes in every single sentence, even during formal presentations.
Because you show up to team meetings consistently an hour late, then later whine about not having creative input on the project.
Because you want to work exclusively on your own pet feature because it's 'cool' and then are surprised when the project's core functionality is terrible.
Because you spend the entirety of lecture reading League of Legends strategy/editing My Little Pony wikis/playing Minecraft, and afterwards complain that you don't understand what we're working on.
Because you are more familiar with C# than personal hygiene and can't take a hint, but get defensive when someone tells you directly.
If these only applied to one person I would have no problem calling them out on it.
ZylonBane on 1/5/2012 at 16:07
Quote Posted by glslvrfan
Because you look like an idiot being 52 years old and sporting a fuckin rat tail.
Is there
any age at which a rat tail doesn't look idiotic?
glslvrfan on 1/5/2012 at 16:16
Quote Posted by ZylonBane
Is there
any age at which a rat tail doesn't look idiotic?
You sir are correct. I was just staying with the original coworker premise.
fett on 1/5/2012 at 18:36
That shit needs to be stopped now. It's like a rabid dog. If a person with a rattail isn't put down for their own good, they're eventually going to hurt a small child.
Sg3 on 2/5/2012 at 01:10
Because we don't want to hear about what your ex-con boyfriend did to you in bed last night.
Because we don't want to hear repulsively intimate details about your hygiene practices.
Because when we saved your ugly ass from a piece of machinery that caught you (you were busy babbling inane shit instead of paying attention to where you were going), you accused us of "just watching it" grab you. Even though it was a completely automated piece of equipment with a very predictable, one-dimensional path, and we were all busy doing what we were supposed to be doing instead of watching you.
Because you frequently shift a full, measurable half of the workload on everyone else, but then complain on the rare occasions that someone shifts a small percent of the workload on you.
Because you must be sucking someone's corporate cock in order to not have been fired by now.
Sliptip on 2/5/2012 at 20:59
Quote Posted by Brethren
. . .Because you can never figure out that I'm actually trying to do something when I don't respond to your 20 minute long description of your weekend.
Yeah . . .Seriously what is that?! No matter where I work, there's always some guy who does that. Drives me mental!
Thief13x on 3/5/2012 at 04:57
Because you intentionally shout your sneezes as loud as possible and make no effort to suppress it so that the entire office floor looks in your direction
SubJeff on 3/5/2012 at 08:54
The funny thing is I bet ZylonBane is just as pedantic in real life and somewhere on the internet his co-workers are bitching about just. how. pedantic. he is.
