Ulukai on 4/5/2012 at 17:55
I hate it when people start looking for synergies to harmonise the process going forwards.
Scots Taffer on 4/5/2012 at 22:49
Ulukai, this dialogue has really yielded some insights, let's socialise them and take it offline for a while.
Martin Karne on 4/5/2012 at 22:57
Quote Posted by ZylonBane
The overwhelming majority of my coworkers are fuckoffs who only have a job because our company can't find anyone better to replace them (and whose work I must constantly correct). So I think I can live with their theoretical derision.
Is it now? Incredible how all people think the same of the other people.
I think you're in need of a desperate vacation time somewhere in Hawaii to blow some steam off your person.
Luckily I work alone, ah ah so now have fun with your unbearable co-workers.
:ebil:
june gloom on 5/5/2012 at 05:51
Quote Posted by Ulukai
I hate it when people start looking for synergies to harmonise the process going forwards.
It amazes me that people even talk this way. The sad thing is, most of the types who do it do it in their personal lives too. And you want to strangle them 'til their eyes pop.
Tocky on 5/5/2012 at 06:08
Quote Posted by Chimpy Chompy
I have a co-worker who drives me nuts with constant coughing. Any idea what can make people need to do that?
Lisinopril. Does he have high blood pressure?
Because when I asked you to check your pockets for the missing tickets you became irate though you were the last person seen with them. Then, just when the last of the 30 tickets was reprinted from scratch, you pull them from your pocket.
Because every morning no matter what important business you are in the middle of your mother must call you and everyone in the room must stop to hear how much you love her and how you are going to blow off whatever work needs doing to deliver her a bacon egg and cheese from Mc D.
Because when I tell you of problems that need to be corrected I'm "just being negative".
Because when the problems I told you of come to full fruition and nothing can now be done you forget I told you when something could have been done and instead seek to blame me.
Because you think peppermint can hide the smell of alcohol and even if it could it still doesn't hide the empty bottles you leave in the floorboard OF A TRUCK YOU BORROWED AND RETURNED PARKED CROOKED.
Because you disregarded everything I told you about which customers were not to be trusted and let them run up outrageous bills they will never pay just to pad your commission and the boss then put pressure on the rest of us to squeeze good paying high volume customers who owed little for reasonable amounts of time to the point of losing them to make up for your losses which of course did not work and made things worse.
Because everything you do has to be redone by your overworked coworkers and yet you cannot be fired because one mason never fires another no matter how onerous their behavior.
Because any monkey could run a company of good employees and ruin one by catering to bad ones that stroke his ego so stop shooting the ones rowing the boat because the ones with time enough to stand around running the others down never dip an oar in the water.
Crap. I thought venting would make me feel
better.
SubJeff on 5/5/2012 at 07:04
What type of mason? The society?
Tocky on 5/5/2012 at 13:55
Yes. The ones with the compass symbol on their rings who think being secretive is the most important part of recruitment. I guess it is when the secret is that the society is made up of idiots.
ZylonBane on 5/5/2012 at 14:58
Because when the nice lady at the lunch counter asks the name to write on your ticket, you give her the name of your dog... who you named after a Lord of the Rings character.
I swear to god I'm not making that up.
SubJeff on 5/5/2012 at 22:54
Good God, most of those are so terrible, so amateur, that I think I'd rather put up with an annoying co-worker than the dullard that came up with them.
I mean... Wtf? The level of cruddery is really something else. It's frikking depressing.