june gloom on 15/4/2011 at 09:36
If you're going to drink and drive at 4 in the fucking morning, please do it elsewhere. Two accidents in the same fucking spot in less than six months- said spot being directly in front of our house, the other cars involved being ours- is a sign that you're a bunch of fucking inbred hicks, street trash, and assorted dieudbreaux and you need to be forcibly drowned in pee until this fucking pile of knocked-over bricks we call Cincinnati is a ghost town. And when you drive off after plowing your commercial-grade, drink-tray-optioned, boulder-sized subwoofer-equipped armored personnel carrier into my defenseless vehicle, please veer towards the nearest steep incline, lose control of your vehicle (which you are so good at doing) and plummet 50-100 feet to your fiery, painful death.
Fuck you, fuck anyone who looks like you, fuck this city, and fuck my insurance company for jacking up the premium on my collision insurance so I can't afford it all because some OTHER terrible driver had to cut across two lanes of traffic into my driver's side door FOUR YEARS AGO.
God fucking damn it.
Farts,
dethtoll
Koki on 15/4/2011 at 10:47
So you live in Cincinnati? Doxed
theBlackman on 15/4/2011 at 12:21
Another demonstration of the rational thought processes of Dethie.
Keep tuned for more exciting intelligent observations of why everyone but he sucks.
Mr. headbone on 15/4/2011 at 12:42
You know; come to think of it; he's right; in a sort of twisted way. This has happened to a an old high school buddy of mine in an un-related city.
God Dam deathtoll :ebil:
henke on 15/4/2011 at 14:45
Quote Posted by dethtoll
Two accidents in the same fucking spot in less than six months-
said spot being directly in front of our house, the other cars involved being ours- is a sign that you're a bunch of fucking inbred hicks, street trash, and assorted dieudbreaux and you need to be forcibly drowned in pee until this fucking pile of knocked-over bricks we call Cincinnati is a ghost town.
Two accidents, both involving your family's cars, is a clear sign that it's everyone else's fault.
Alright.
Queue on 15/4/2011 at 15:05
They should ticket you for parking in a heavy traffic zone.
Get your goddamn cars off the street! Drunks are trying to drive here.
june gloom on 15/4/2011 at 18:54
Quote Posted by henke
Two accidents, both involving your family's cars, is a clear sign that it's everyone else's fault.
Alright.
Where else are we supposed to park our fucking cars, you hipster? We don't have a driveway or anything.
Martin Karne on 15/4/2011 at 21:46
Time to build a nice concrete wall or at least a solid steel fence with 4 inches thick beams.
Kolya on 15/4/2011 at 23:59
Sorry to hear that, that's truly annoying.
Why is your insurance involved at all though? If your car was parked shouldn't the other driver's insurance have to pay?
SD on 16/4/2011 at 00:01
This is America, can't you just shoot them?
