Scots Taffer on 16/11/2007 at 09:28
more like busted nut
37637598 on 16/11/2007 at 17:03
Quote Posted by Scots Taffer
speaking as a
mother man, if you order anything fancier than latte+flavour then you're obviously gay and may as well ask the homofag server for a blowjob
:laff:
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fett on 17/11/2007 at 04:42
Quote Posted by Scots Taffer
speaking as a
mother man, if you order anything fancier than latte+flavour then you're obviously gay and may as well ask the homofag server for a blowjob
I hear they're doing those in the drive-thru now as well.
DX-455 on 17/11/2007 at 19:45
Quote Posted by Scots Taffer
speaking as a
mother man, if you order anything fancier than black coffee then you're obviously gay and may as well ask the homofag server for a blowjob
fixed
Kolya on 18/11/2007 at 16:34
:D "Would you like to try our rusty nails muffin with your black hole coffee, Sir?"
:sweat: "Nothing too fancy please. ... How long would the muffin take?"
:D "Less than growing a mustache, Sir. And the effect is about the same!"
:sweat: "I'll have one of those then. ... Oh and a tiny bit of sugar."
:D "I'm sorry, Sir. Did you say you wanted a BLOWJOB??!"
:sweat: "WHAT? NO! ... I just want some sugar."
:D "Oh, my mistake then. I thought I'd heard you ordering a BLOWJOB. Here's your coffee and the muffin. $3.50 please."
:sweat: "How long would it take?"
37637598 on 19/11/2007 at 16:46
Other ways your local coffee shop can discriminate, and who they discriminate against:
black coffee beans; White people
white cream; Black people
served hot; Eskimos
Unless it's iced coffee/ frappie; That lady that likes to sue people for serving hot coffee
Espresso; old people
decaffeinated; annoying people
French roast; anyone with dignity
dark French roast; black people
Instant coffee; upper class america
continue...
Rug Burn Junky on 20/11/2007 at 01:34
Quote Posted by 37637598
That lady that likes to sue people for serving hot coffee
Shut the fuck up.
37637598 on 20/11/2007 at 03:46
Quote Posted by Rug Burn Junky
Shut the fuck up.
Hey, no offense, but the lady was kinda stupid. It sickens me that Americans are so weak and money hungry. If you order a hot drink, do you not blow on it, then carefully test it by sipping or touching the tip of your tongue to it??? I do.
Gingerbread Man on 20/11/2007 at 03:49
Here we go.
