bangersnmash on 17/11/2014 at 18:30
I've heard rumours but they're always denied. I don't think they do fart.
Purgator on 17/11/2014 at 20:14
Don't you mean Seagulls? Seagulls don't fart. At least, I've never heard one break wind.
There just aren't enough Seagulls in my life to ever know.
Perhaps you have the same problem with women?
Jason Moyer on 17/11/2014 at 20:34
Have you ever been close enough to one for it to matter?
SneakyGuy101 on 17/11/2014 at 20:44
Of course they fart silly :laff:
The old "Women don't fart or poop" is just an internet joke :joke:
Purgator on 17/11/2014 at 20:45
Quote Posted by Jason Moyer
Have you ever been close enough to one for it to matter?
Seagull or woman?
Kolya on 17/11/2014 at 21:37
My ex was seriously convinced that women don't fart. I dunno, very traditional upbringing and all that. I pointed it out to her a few times and that was that.
If you want a more scientific sounding answer: The female gastro-intestinal tract is practically the same as with males. There's nothing in it to stop females from farting.
It doesn't make them any less awesome of course.
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Tony_Tarantula on 18/11/2014 at 04:52
My wife denies that women fart.
The odors that appear after we eat tex-mex tell a different story.
gnartsch on 18/11/2014 at 07:45
The real message message that women want to transport when stating 'women don't fart' is, that women don't fart just for fun and surely don't want to have any audience.
Since having fun is an imporatant way to keep your mind sane, what else needs to be stated on that topic?
demagogue on 18/11/2014 at 08:34
What is this thread even really ?
kaufenpreis on 18/11/2014 at 15:39
Of course women fart.
The difference is that some guys are lame enough to think they are sooo cool when they fart. Women usually know that it sounds awful and smells worse.