henke on 10/5/2014 at 22:37
Aaaaaand we have a winner!
[video=youtube;_dCP-56Ps58]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dCP-56Ps58[/video]
Austria's bearded lady belting out something that might pass for a James Bond theme takes home the prize. Netherlands comes in second. I'm fine with this. Even though another one of my favourites, France, came in dead last.
Briareos H on 10/5/2014 at 23:01
2015: Norway ups the ante by winning with a dwarven rehash of Lordi (with zombies). The twist: the dwarves are actual midgets. Finland sues, but loses.
2016: The run for a physical gimmick is in full swing when Romania beats everyone with a one-eyed, disabled, demi-sexual translesbian.
2017: Russia swipes the award amidst the fray of cripple fights by submitting a fully computer-generated singer. Controversy arises when it appears that it was in fact a pirate copy of Hatsune Miku.
2018: France finally wins the Eurovision out of general ennui by being forever unable to catch up with the others and actually submitting a real song by a real band.
SubJeff on 10/5/2014 at 23:07
Yeah the winner isn't not bad actually.
Ha ha. France! Nil point!
Oh Briareos, I love demi-sexual translesbian. That's the best thing ever.
Briareos H on 10/5/2014 at 23:15
BTW although I never watch Eurovision and can hardly hold the vomit when I hear what they inflict on us, this year's winner, while quite terribly unoriginal and nondescript (besides the beard) isn't actually half bad. At least I can stand it, that's fresh. So, yay!
Ulukai on 10/5/2014 at 23:42
Quote Posted by henke
Aaaaaand we have a winner!
Austria's bearded lady belting out something that might pass for a James Bond theme takes home the prize. Netherlands comes in second. I'm fine with this. Even though another one of my favourites, France, came in
dead last.
There
was something really rather Bondesque about the bearded lady. I voted for the Netherlands, but fair play to the winner and they did come a respectable second. Rather gutted for our (UK) offering, because I thought Molly's song was the best one we'd had in ages. Still, we beat France :cool:
Having said that, I was also rather smitten with France's offering, maybe because it was so bad it was mesmerising.
MOUSTACHE.
