Brother Reginald on 28/1/2006 at 17:29
One of my funniest moments was in Pavelock Prison. About six guards were chasing me, including the Warden, so you know those drop-down cells? Well I timed it so that when I ran over I opened the door, resulting in the guards falling down through into the cell. Interestingly, they kept shouting "Just wait till I get [down] there," Even though I was [above]them. The poor chaps were left in there for a while, but I geuss they learned to appreciate how the prisoner down there felt. I contemplated throwing a mine down there, but I'm not that cruel ;)
Lady Taffer on 29/1/2006 at 02:20
Ominous Cowl, your zombies RULE. :laff:
godofgamers on 29/1/2006 at 03:36
I'd have to say my funniest moments were as follows:
TDS: A guard spotted me in stonemarket, started chasing me, I then climbed a small distance up the wall, just low enough so that when he looked up and said "I'll be waiting when you come down, Taffer" he seemed to have smelled Garrett's butt.
TDS: I was trying to dispose of some guards at the docks, so I threw an oil flask near the pier's end and jumped, summoning a guard who then slipped and fell into the water.
TDS: While in the Pagan Sanctuary, I knocked out a Pagan, then carried his corpse to a certain area. I did the same with every other Pagan in the vicinity. I then had a Pagan cookout by throwing the Pagans one by one into an open flame, yelling, "Who's the Rituals Master now, Bitch!"
I also like to expirement by dropping knocked out enemies down great distances.
Episkopos Stephanus on 29/1/2006 at 06:18
If I remember right, this happened in the cathedral in Deadly Shadows: I had knocked someone out, but couldn't find a decent spot nearby to leave the body, so I just left it on the floor in that room and went to open a door. On the other side was someone standing a short distance away, and someone patrolling. There was enough shadow for me to slip over beside the door, but then the patrolling guard opened it. I didn't want him to find the body I left there, so I immediately closed the door in his face. He opened it again, so I closed it again. This continued until the guard just gave up and walked away.
Lady Taffer on 29/1/2006 at 06:35
Quote:
This continued until the guard just gave up and walked away.
"HMM! This door seems to be closing magically by itself, but there is obviously nothing sinister going on here!" *leave*
Yametha on 29/1/2006 at 07:11
Playing the mage towers, I blackjacked a guard. As he fell, he exclaimed "oh shit..."
Of course he followed it up with a "what happened?". He'd seen one of his companions knocked out. It at first seemed to me he was referring to his own blackjacking, which I found (and still find) very funny.
agrash on 29/1/2006 at 09:10
not mine's but i heard it from a friend
at the cathedral mission (TDS) garret bj a guard patrolling on the balcony above the 'ceremony' and he picked up the corpse and by accedent threw the lifeles body down just next to the priest, and the stubbern priest wouldn't pay attention to body that just crashed next to him and kept going with his preach :cheeky:
smithpd on 29/1/2006 at 10:08
In Shipping and Receiving, when you get to Davidson's ship, sneak aboard without disturbing any guards. Then sneak to the back of the spider shack, mantle onto the roof, and save the game there. Now, lean forward, and open the door. The spiders will come out and attack the guards. The spiders jump all around the guard's legs, and the guards are trying to hit the spiders with their swords, saying, "I'm going to make you bleed" (etc.). They seldom succeed, so the fight lasts a long time, and the language is very funny. That is a show well worth watching. But there is more. The really good part comes when, occasionally, the guards will dance around and move toward the bow of the ship. You increase the odds of this happening by timing the release of the spiders to coincide with the guards' patrol. Then the guards can strike a powder keg in the bow and blow themselves and the spiders up! That is pretty funny, too. But the best part, which happens rarely, is when a spider or two falls down the hatch into the ship's hold, and a guard falls down there as well. The same dance ensues down in the hold, and then the guard may hit a powder keg down there, and there is a huge explosion. Every crate and keg in the hold is reduced to smithereens.:D
As you may guess, I can sit on that spider shack and watch the show for hours. There is a great variety of outcomes, including guards falling off the gang plank and drowning. :)
Domarius on 29/1/2006 at 12:58
Man there are some good ones here :laff:
As for this -
Quote Posted by godofgamers
TDS: A guard spotted me in stonemarket, started chasing me, I then climbed a small distance up the wall, just low enough so that when he looked up and said "I'll be waiting when you come down, Taffer" he seemed to have smelled Garrett's butt.
To have seen that, you must have been playing in 3rd person mode - cheater!!
