Stath MIA on 13/7/2009 at 17:58
Now that would be an awkward place to regain consciousness in.
jtr7 on 13/7/2009 at 20:42
Haha! :thumb:
I'm reminded of those contests to see how many people can fit into a phone booth.
Or a box of props for a theatre department.
Kenzie on 14/7/2009 at 10:34
Earlier I was creeping around inside Sheriff Truart's mansion when a guard walked by me in the hallway and I heard him spit. Somehow I found it hilarious that the guard spit all over the fancy carpet of his boss's house. I guess that shows how much respect they have for Truart.
Stath MIA on 14/7/2009 at 16:56
One of my earliest funny moments:
I was playing through Cragscleft for the first time and I found that first hammer and thought it looked pretty cool so I was carrying it around when I crossed paths with a Hammerite. Needless to say, being the noob I was, I panicked and threw the hammer and scrambled to draw my sword only to realize that my foe had collapsed, this caught me completely off guard and I realized that my hammer must have done it. Therefore I logically assumed that any thrown object would do damage and rushed the next Hammer armed only with a crate, imagine my utter horror when the crate flew straight through him as he charged me, I completely froze and he killed me without a fight. Those were good times.
A_Non_Moose on 26/7/2009 at 20:13
Had been casing the keeper library and taking everyone out one by one very quietly and piling in an alcove on the second floor. Saved the dorms for last because I figured I should clear things in case of escape being needed.
(opens door to dorm, sees candle that needs snuffing)
"Oh, what was it...hummm." says LK/M standing in front of a huge statute.
(recedes back into shadow, Lady Keeper/Mage has back turned. snuff candle)
(slowly approaches...notices carpet, not metal, I thought I was standing on)
LK/M says (SPRINTING long stretch of carpet to LK/M)"<sigh>, it seems the passage of time has scrambled my thoughts."
WHACK!
IRL comment: And I don't think that's going to help much, is it dear?
Could not have timed that better if I tried.
Like the hammerite comment that ran into a keeper assassin I was drawing a bead on:
KA: You are impeding my search! <blade throwing sound>
H: HURK! <MEATY SMACK!> <crumple of a body>
H: By the builder <sigh, smacks hands together> It is always the same with these sinners.
<SEG> :)
Preach it, brother.
Tousard5 on 28/7/2009 at 22:58
My funniest thief moment was in DS in the museum, i had just killed a guard on the stairs and was busy moving his body to the shadows when another guard came running out of a room, took one look at me carrying the dead guard and then the bloodstain floor and said "who's been bleeding here?!" Then he ran back into his room.
