EvaUnit02 on 6/6/2009 at 09:27
Quote Posted by Yakoob
Universal Law of TTLG #12: It doesn't matter what thread it is, everyone who is not me is retarded and I must remind them of it.
Corollary: If DXIW is mentioned, someone will say they liked it, and I must make a bulletin to show why they are retarded.
Nah, that's just Universal Law of Dethtoll (/Koki/ZylonBane).
june gloom on 6/6/2009 at 09:31
Whereas the universal law of EvaUnit02 is that everything that could remotely be wrong with a game, from lack of lean to the font size of the subtitles being too large, can be blamed on consolitis.
Corrolary: Defending a game despite its flaws is unacceptable and is behaviour practiced only by developer apologists such as the ones who dare say anything positive about Fallout 3.
Painman on 6/6/2009 at 10:23
Quote Posted by dethtoll
God forbid learning how to play a game take effort.
Don't speak to me of online FPS, Ever Again, until
You hit 40.
Maybe, then, we can relate.
Setting my alarm for 2022.
EvaUnit02 on 6/6/2009 at 11:25
Universal Law of Dethtoll #23: If a title has game design ideas that he doesn't like or has a hard time adjusting to, then it's entirely the fault of the graphics engine. Any other games that also use that particular engine are also automatically labelled unplayable.
Corollary: If someone even tries to argue how obtuse this idea is then they're ironically called dense by default.
Sulphur on 6/6/2009 at 11:50
either make these fights entertaining, or can this shit already
These character dissections are great and all, but most everybody here already knows your character traits and flaws in detail, so spare us. We know.
Koki on 6/6/2009 at 12:46
Quote Posted by EvaUnit02
Nah, that's just Universal Law of Dethtoll (/Koki
:'(