Harvester on 17/5/2011 at 01:32
Quote Posted by dethtoll
hahahaha don't even try, kid
if you like the stones there's no helping you at all ever
I don't like the Stones much either, but I'd still choose them over this awful crap you're making, TBH.
june gloom on 17/5/2011 at 02:39
Jesus Christ I swear you guys are living next to an airport. I did say that this stuff is supposed to be bad.
Fucking hipsters. Actually, no, hipsters would probably think this stuff is genius, and they'd be missing the point too.
PigLick on 17/5/2011 at 03:12
Quote Posted by dethtoll
if you like the stones there's no helping you at all ever
you sir are officially dead to me :mad:
june gloom on 17/5/2011 at 03:53
oh no :(
Syndy/3 on 17/5/2011 at 11:53
What is the point of making music (or anything really) purposely bad? If this is supposed to parody grindcore, these people are fully able to represent their own parody.
By all means keep on experimenting, even keep with the noise if that's your thing, but try to aim a little higher than ROFLEARCANCERTURNITOFFNOW because the internet of all places surely has enough of that, without people purposely adding more to the trash pile.
Sg3 on 17/5/2011 at 13:38
I once had to listen to a couple of hours of "screamo." It was the most excruciating aural experience I've ever suffered through. I swear on my cellular telephone that every one of the songs was exactly monotone, being comprised of a single note frequently repeated by many different heavily-distorted instruments and voices throughout the wretched night. Stopping the ears with wads of tissue did little to diminish the acute physical pain in the eardrums, nor did it ease the headache and the urge to vomit.
june gloom on 17/5/2011 at 19:46
The point of ZSA is that there's no point other than lol. The whole thing originally started as a joke on the AOL metal boards a whole ten years ago, that's where stuff like "Tales from the Rejectopsy (Dan is Gay)" comes from. That should tell you a whole lot, yeah? I'm just continuing the tradition because this stuff brings smiles to people who get it. I mean, look at 'Chelanophilia'- listen to that song and try to guess what the word means. Yes, it means wanting to fuck turtles, hence the TMNT theme, the sounds of turtles mating, the sample from the cartoon ("aw she's no fun, she fainted!") etc.
I've been pulled over by campus police for blasting 'Gunned Down on the Wheelchair Access Ramp' once- they thought it was someone being raped or murdered or something. Which is hilarious, because people called the cops on Scottica when he was editing the song. I mean, at least it was something different they called the cops on him for...
fett on 17/5/2011 at 20:06
I approve of your Stones comment, but you lost me at "grindcore."
june gloom on 17/5/2011 at 20:15
To be perfectly honest there are only three (legitimate) grindcore bands worth listening to. Napalm Death, Pig Destroyer, and Brujeria. So I totally understand your sentiment.
Here, read ZSA's (
http://www.crookedstep.com/zsa.html) history.
Boxsmith on 17/5/2011 at 21:51
I laughed my way through the first three tracks, then closed the tab
