Hey, you CAN see Garrett!. .

Gestalt on 23/7/2006 at 03:16

Quote Posted by sUPERMARIO999

I GO ON THE ROOF U SAYIN GERMAN.

Whenever I read this line I picture a drunk guy screaming it while smashing a bottle against the edge of a nearby table.

june gloom on 23/7/2006 at 06:07

hahahaha. i remember this guy.

we've got a troll over on a music community i moderate. no sooner do i get elected moderator, when we suddenly get attacked by a troll who simply gets another username when he's banned.

Lady Taffer on 23/7/2006 at 06:31

<img src="http://www.panic-button.org/monkey/heehee.jpg">

I'm mildly tempted to upload this picture of myself onto my profile. ;)

themetalian on 23/7/2006 at 21:55

Thanks for those links LT!! Man, I have never laughed so hard in all my life! :D This supermario dude sounds like he was dragged up more than brought up :p

Here are my favourite bits of his hilarious, warped posts:

"THIS insult of yours, or rather the try of it, didnt work, Miss Computer Room!"

"But do continue to hate me, that was the case in school and elswhere, my answer is isolation! I hurt myself, no one else!"

"I really gonna have to drag this to a real court"

"I live in Europe, here, we are sexually tolerant."

"How lucky am I that the international court in is Den Haag, Netherlands"

"MAN U CANT AIM WITH THAT NEW SHITTY WOOD-MEGATHICK SHITBOW"

"I GO ON THE ROOF U SAYIN GERMAN."

"even those 'blowjobs' that were in my signature at Videogamers, are forbidden, how ridiculous!"

I felt really really sorry for the poor ttlg Admin staff who had to put up with his drug-addled ramblings, as classically quoted by Gingerbread Man:

"the very suggestion that he may be lost inside a computer game fills him with rage and confusion like Todd Bridges in Tron."

"..maybe make him feel a bit less like he just got gangraped by a pack of Internauts for no reason."

Woooh. What a load of giggles! Just one question... did the court hearing ACTUALLY took place? :cheeky:

DarthMRN on 23/7/2006 at 22:26

I am more interested in actually understanding why he got kicked. Those letters were written afterwards, so it can't have been because of them. And otherwise, the only reasons I could find were the ones he listed, which seemed pretty unjust if that was the extent of it.

That he had been rude and bitchy, gotten flamed, subsequently erased all of his rudeness and bitchyness in response to the complaints, and been banned for it. That would have pissed me off pretty good too, considering the usual level of respect around here.

But maybe I got so caught up in trying to understand what he said that I completely missed the real reasons.

Lady Taffer on 23/7/2006 at 22:36

The whole issue cracks me up. OH the injustice of the internet!!
What I want to know is how the court reacted when he tried to take it up there (which I don't doubt he did) . . .or more accurately, how much did the court laugh at him?

Musopticon? on 24/7/2006 at 10:14

Quote Posted by themetalian

Gold

So was he an alternate account or a real person from Teh Internets?

themetalian on 24/7/2006 at 13:23

He was the real deal mate, just by reading his posts. It is actually quite creepy that people like him actually exist in the real world. :weird:

Won't it be funny if he is actually reading this thread now? :D

RavynousHunter on 25/7/2006 at 21:52

Quote Posted by Lady Taffer

now where will the fun occur?

im still here! :cheeky: i wish i had some nugat... :erg: Lady Taffer, i implore you to come down here and deliver unto me your world-famous nugat! OR I SHALL SLAY THEE!! :laff:

::Watches SatAM Sonic for another hour::

themetalian on 25/7/2006 at 23:20

Quote Posted by RavynousHunter

Errrrrrmmm.... come again?? :weird: :weird: What's this "nugat?" Some sort of delicacy? :p