Mr.Duck on 10/5/2014 at 09:57

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I am your guide and saviour.

I am not the Avatar of Tolerance.

I am the Duck. Not a duck. But THE.

I am the one that quacks.

I am the one that shags.

I am in your dreams.

I am in your cereal.

I am there watching when you're in the bathroom.

Stop touching yourself.

For it is time for love.

I am Mr. Duck.

Welcome, child. Allow me to share the love with you.




<3

demagogue on 10/5/2014 at 10:53

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There in the distance, the wild duck appears.

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Mr.Duck on 10/5/2014 at 11:55

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My acolytes flood towards me, for I am the wellspring of love.

Be blessed, children. Bend over and feel the Duck from within.

SubJeff on 10/5/2014 at 12:53

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Oh good lord dema, that's fantastic!

ZylonBane on 10/5/2014 at 13:50

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The birthday thread wasn't enough attention whoring for this guy?