I lied. The Halloween thread. - by Tocky
Azaran on 27/10/2011 at 00:15
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gunsmoke on 27/10/2011 at 01:16
Quote Posted by dethtoll
That 2nd one is solid gold.
True, but being a lifelong English Bulldog owner, #4 has my heart.
P.S. my daughter is suiting up as a 1930's hobo, complete with the bandanna on the stick prop.
PigLick on 27/10/2011 at 01:43
Quote Posted by Azaran
* Sex with demons
* Orgies between animals and humans
i think we're onto something here
Tocky on 27/10/2011 at 03:18
The real horror is that the sort of christians who spout that crap are the same who vote for people who cut programs for the poor and elderly while devising tax plans to give the wealthy even more money. WWJD? The real Christ would kick their asses.
Swing bunny is funny Dia. So are the dog outfits and they have the same expressions, a "how could you do this to me" one. I think Lana had that costume-
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http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/8223/dscf1888ita021.jpgAnyway since I'm rambling it's sort of funny that how you see the story of Sleepy Hollow changes with age. When you are a kid you see the headless horseman as a ghost and then when older see that Brom Bones was the horseman chasing Ickabod off and then even older that Brom killed him and buried him in the woods.
Perhaps not
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http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/1889/hauntedhouse068.jpgMy daughter at Hurricane haunted house. I see BA still zombies it up with hers. Nice drool.
<img src="http://img805.imageshack.us/img805/5831/hauntedhouse042.jpg" alt="Image Hosted by ImageShack.us"/><br/> My nephew who helped decorate my porch in the full horror of an LSU shirt that I have threatened to burn off of his body if he wears it again.
Scots Taffer on 27/10/2011 at 15:08
Happy Halloween Azaran
I'm dressed as the guy who says won't you shut the fuck up buddy
Popular costume this year, I know
Azaran on 27/10/2011 at 19:01
Quote Posted by Scots Taffer
I'm dressed as the guy who says won't you shut the fuck up buddy
Popular costume this year, I know
I wore that one once, doesn't work too well though
zachary1975 on 28/10/2011 at 01:36
Quote Posted by Azaran
The word "holiday" means "holy day." But there is nothing holy about Halloween. The root word of Halloween is "hallow," which means "holy, consecrated and set apart for service." If this holiday is hallowed, whose service is it set apart for? The answer to that question is very easy—Lucifer's!
originaly haloween had a different purpose and name.
Tocky on 28/10/2011 at 04:40
Yeah. I don't care. I like to think the pagans had sex with demons and carved turnips to keep the ghosts of the ancient ones at bay and stuff but it's not why I built (
http://www.google.com/search?q=Aurora+monster+models&hl=en&prmd=imvns&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=ECCqTtapK6Hh0QHonLyuDw&ved=0CE0QsAQ) Aurora monster models as a kid. I like dark arts because of seances with squealing neighbor girls who clung to you when the lights went out. I like Halloween because of carnivals and costumes and huge bags of candy to last a week. I like spooks because of Johnny Indycacko.
Pat and Landy made up the legend of Johnny Indycacko to fill the empty old house across from my grandmothers. He sleeps standing in the fireplace (they stuck dummy legs in the chimney). He will kill you if you see his face (a good cover for not pulling the sheet off). He wears sheets tucked into overalls to cover the horror of his face which has fingers poking out all over it wriggling (easy effect to pull off behind a sheet). He gets mad when you call him Cackoindy Johnny. They, being a bit older, tried to pull it on me but I wasn't scared enough not to investigate and find them out. I even added the fingers bit to scare my brother.
It did too. He would head for the house at a full trot leaving us to get up to older kids mischief without a tagalong. We took turns being Johnny so he wouldn't suspect. We laughed when he inevitably slipped and called him Cackoindy Johnny after an introduction hidden mostly behind me and he took off running. We were cruel as kids are. But I at least got my come uppance.
Having a bit too much fun I made the mistake of chasing him to our house once. He stood his ground under the apple tree near the kitchen door. I came ooooOOOoooing across the lawn expecting him to scurry never seeing he had an armload of green apples. The first one he threw hit the sheet right on my left eye and I went down pulling off the sheet and blowing Cackos cover forevermore. It gave me a black eye. My first though not my last. I was always proud of him for that. Even a deformed redneck demon from hell with a funny name wasn't getting in our house as long as there were apples. He found his sticking spot.
Eh that's just one of many reasons I like the season, others being C. B. Colbys Strangely Enough and Bernhardt Hurwoods stories of vampires and demons and Bradbury and Poe and Lovecraft and Blackwoods (
http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=the%2Bwillows%2Bblackwood&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CCgQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.yankeeclassic.com%2Fmiskatonic%2Flibrary%2Fstacks%2Fliterature%2Fblackwood%2Fstories%2Fwillows.htm&ei=by-qToWNJ8nm0QHIiY20Dw&usg=AFQjCNGwUZ_LRzethSTmW8XCz8WH6Y8Oow) The Willows and dozens more preteen markings in my soul. I love those early days.
Here is Sam asking how fresh the eyeballs were-
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june gloom on 28/10/2011 at 23:15
Quote Posted by Scots Taffer
Happy Halloween Azaran
I'm dressed as the guy who says won't you shut the fuck up buddy
Popular costume this year, I know
god damn it now i have to think of another costume or we'll just look like tools
