Sg3 on 21/3/2012 at 01:10
Quote Posted by demagogue
This does get me in trouble when sharing booze with little kids
Among other things
Yakoob on 21/3/2012 at 02:00
I am pretty short for a guy, but if a girl asks, I just say "luckily I am quit disproportionate" :suave:
Renzatic on 21/3/2012 at 04:29
Quote Posted by Yakoob
I am pretty short for a guy, but if a girl asks, I just say "luckily I am quit disproportionate" :suave:
What? Are you feet real big? I don't get it.
No. What you do is walk up to a woman at the bar, sit down next to her, make eye contact, and say...
"My dick. Is fucking. Huuuuggggeee".
...real matter of factly. Make sure you draw out the huge at the end for added emphasis. Then do the wink, snap your fingers and point thing while grinning the cockiest smirking grin you can pull off. I guarantee you'll get laid within three hours.
And then they figure out I was lying the whole time. But by that point it's too late for them, so HA! Since you're already down there, you might as well go ahead and start making that sweet, sweet love to me. I mean hell, you're not gonna be doing anything else tonight. One of us should at least have fun, right?
Also wetbacks.
The Alchemist on 21/3/2012 at 05:23
Prejudice, not race.
PigLick on 21/3/2012 at 06:52
dwarfs are a race arent they?
Thor on 21/3/2012 at 16:28
Quote Posted by henke
The little guy in that movie? WHOLE DIFFERENT LITTLE GUY!
Clearly because it was a little guy I just assumed it must be Dinkelage. And he was white so that ruled out Tony Cox.
This really made me question some things about myself. :tsktsk:
I think you just didn't pay full attention to his every little featujre. Chinese look the same for me as well from a few glances as I spend more time noticing things on humans that relate more to me and close-by humans. If this is perceived as racism then I'm not even gonna consider it as any kind of an insult or pointing out an abnormality. Eh.
...Assuming your post wasn't some weird sarcastic trolling attempt. Never know what people really think, eh?
Kolya on 21/3/2012 at 20:06
Remembering people goes by the same rule of efficiency as anything else you try to remember. I don't consider it racist, but if it's a person you deal with personally he could still feel singled out. So better avoid remembering people as "the small guy", "the redhead", "fatty" etc, even if it's easier. It's kinda unimaginative too. However "Testicle-Face", "Curly Sue" (for a bald dude) and "Orang Utan Klaus" are pretty good non-racist ways to remember people.
june gloom on 21/3/2012 at 22:59
"Testicle-face" might get you punched in the face anyway though.
or possibly in the testicles
Al_B on 21/3/2012 at 23:17
Quote Posted by DDR Man
However "Testicle-Face", "Curly Sue" (for a bald dude) and "Orang Utan Klaus" are pretty good non-racist ways to remember people.
That's great until you slip up and use your mental cue name for them by mistake...
