Yakoob on 11/2/2012 at 01:25
Two days ago I got a sudden urge for the classic breakfast of eggs, bacons, hash browns and some pancakes to boot, but groceries were running short. So I figured I'll treat myself and do a little morning jog to the nearby IHOP, I've only been to it once like four years ago. It's a breakfast place, so I figure, they're breakfast stuff must be good right? The Plate arrives and...
Wtf is this shit? The hash browns are soggy, more like mashed browns. The bacon isn't crispy at all, and the sausages just tastes foul. The egg was good (but then again its an egg) and the pancakes edible after bathing them in the boisonberry syrup (the maple one was bland as hell). Overall, after leaving my plate half full, I walked out with a vast disappointment.
There I thought my little escapade was over but, boy, was I wrong. The whole day went with feeling uber full and increasingly bloated - "well at least I got my money's worth." Only had a light supper at night. And the next morning, hello nausea! No appetite, still bloated, constantly feeling like running to the bathroom, but each trip ends fruitlessly. This continues as I grow feeling weaker and weaker.
Today I wake up at 5am with a massive back pain, move to the floor cause I couldnt stand my soft mattress anymore (wth?). Wake up around 10 feeling even more sore and weak, and my whole body aching. I also have some tingling / pain around the kidneys area. Great, cancelling a meeting for the day because all I am good for is lying in bed and watching TV shows.
It's about halfway through the day and after a (finally successful) bathroom run and some calorie-heavy food to replenish, I got some of my energy back, but still feeling shitty. And I have a work on a set tomorrow too that will have me on my feet the whole day, argh.
Fuck IHOP. Not going to that place again.
ZylonBane on 11/2/2012 at 01:39
I laugh at your statistically insignificant outlier of a data point.
IHOP ROCKS!
PigLick on 11/2/2012 at 05:42
maybe we need a new forum "Shit that happened to me today"
Renzatic on 11/2/2012 at 05:53
Quote Posted by ZylonBane
I laugh at your statistically insignificant outlier of a data point.
IHOP ROCKS!
I take issue with your statistical hyperbole.
Some IHOPs rock, other suck, and some IHOPs are not IHOPs at all. That said...
IT'S ALL ABOUT THE MOTHERFUCKING EGGS BENEDICT YOU SONS OF BITCHES! HELL YEAH! \m/:mad:
Yakoob on 11/2/2012 at 07:25
Quote Posted by PigLick
maybe we need a new forum "Shit that happened to me today"
Or an [E/N] tag :p
PigLick on 11/2/2012 at 08:13
I also have no idea what an IHOP is.
wait, ok so without googling this (seriously) using the powers of my mind alone, I came up with this possible fit
INTERNATIONAL HOUSE OF PANCAKES
Renzatic on 11/2/2012 at 08:44
BAM!
jay pettitt on 11/2/2012 at 09:24
Pancakes are very nearly the best thing ever. How on Earth do you make a veritable palace of pancakes, only for it to suck. That's gotta take effort.
Aja on 11/2/2012 at 09:26
Better off just going to Denny's. Where else am I gonna get a hamburger with bacon and eggs and hashbrowns on it at three in the morning?!
Renzatic on 11/2/2012 at 09:44
Denny's? Bah. If you want a good hamburger, with bacon, eggs, and hashbrowns at 3AM, you go to Waffle House.
