PigLick on 11/2/2012 at 09:48
crazy americans
SubJeff on 11/2/2012 at 10:48
I do love the American "International" and "World" and so on tagged onto things that only exist in America. It's so insular and superior it's hilariously fantastic.
In other news, I had a McDs sausage and egg mcmuffin breakfast today and I feel great!
jay pettitt on 11/2/2012 at 11:25
That's sounds kind of like - hray I was half expecting food poisoning.
henke on 11/2/2012 at 14:21
Quote Posted by Renzatic
Denny's? Bah. If you want a
good hamburger, with bacon, eggs, and hashbrowns at 3AM, you go to Waffle House.
All I know about Waffle House I learned from standup comedian Jim Gaffigan:
If you've never been to a Waffle House before, just imagine a gas station bathroom that sells waffles.And also:
Waffle House is so white trash it makes IHOP appear international.And that's is all I have to add to this topic.
BrokenArts on 11/2/2012 at 14:42
And yes you can screw up a perfectly good egg by over cooking the damn thing, turning it to rubber, with nice brown edges. BLAH.
jay pettitt on 11/2/2012 at 15:23
You'd only do that once though. You'd think to yourself - hold up, I've managed to screw up making an egg - I really ought to do better next time. You wouldn't then think: hmm, you know - perhaps I could repeat this and maybe there's a business model for selling reliably fucked up egg food.
demagogue on 11/2/2012 at 15:56
Waffle House is the kind of place that highschoolers are going to steal the W in the sign, every year, for decades. Doesn't matter if it gets old to the people that do it; there's always fresh 14-year-olds coming up for whom it's funny all over again.
zombe on 11/2/2012 at 16:17
Quote Posted by demagogue
Waffle House is the kind of place that highschoolers are going to steal the W in the sign, every year, for decades.
Um, why? (ie, my grasp of English nor the on-line dictionary gave me anything on "affle") Similar stuff happens here too - usually rendering "Söökla" (lit. the place for eating) into "öökla" (lit. the place for vomiting). Sooner or later the "S" will mysteriously vanish.
demagogue on 11/2/2012 at 16:29
Affle House sounds like Awful House. :p
BrokenArts on 11/2/2012 at 16:42
Quote Posted by jay pettitt
You'd only do that once though. You'd think to yourself - hold up, I've managed to screw up making an egg - I really ought to do better next time. You wouldn't then think: hmm, you know - perhaps I could repeat this and maybe there's a business model for selling reliably fucked up egg food.
Was out of town on a business trip, there for the weekend, in a small town of 2500 people, one stop light, don't blink you'll miss it. (The amusing thing for the whole trip was the shitty weather, and having the keys to the whole school we did work in.) The only diner could not make eggs if their lives depended on it. Nasty things, not the most edible things on earth. They were that memorable, sad.
