Queue on 19/4/2011 at 12:33
So yesterday I noticed that three pink dots had been placed on my mailbox, while the neighboring box only had one. Now, being already annoyed with the shitty quality of the local newspaper, and wishing they would simply quit delivering it (but it is free), I thought I'd check out what the pink dot code is, here on the Internets.
Turns out, instead of now getting the Sunday edition, my family is either marked for slavery in the FEMA Death camps, or the invading UN Army is to kill us all. I'm unclear, seeing the information out there is a bit sketchy. In either case, I'll welcome our new captors and shall be pleased to serve them in our new way of life; or, I'll stand tall and take the bullets---both will be a blessing, because that paper really, really sucks.
Dia on 19/4/2011 at 12:41
It was Space Monkeys.
The little devils.
Muzman on 19/4/2011 at 13:22
I have no idea what the hell you're on about, but I do love that whole FEMA tangent to the NWO conspiracy theories.
Who sits around making this stuff up? It's amazing.
demagogue on 19/4/2011 at 13:53
In other news I saw leaves blown onto my front porch this morning. Insidious plot or just a strong wind? I think we all know what they really want!
Martin Karne on 19/4/2011 at 14:35
Three pink dots?
For triangle relationships go there, for a single one on oneself go to the other side.
Must be the sex police state!
Run!
Matthew on 19/4/2011 at 16:00
Quote Posted by Muzman
I have no idea what the hell you're on about, but I do love that whole FEMA tangent to the NWO conspiracy theories.
Who sits around making this stuff up? It's amazing.
Spector and Smith would like a word with you.
Sulphur on 19/4/2011 at 20:42
Three pink dots? It's more likely that you've been earmarked as a drag queen sympathiser - no surprise given your sordid Halloween activities, did anybody in your neighbourhood even survive that night - and are likely to be routed out in the next cleansing napalm shower delivered to your block straight from the good lord's hands.
st.patrick on 19/4/2011 at 20:51
It's Gay Predator's laser pointer.
Queue on 20/4/2011 at 00:03
Quote Posted by Sulphur
Three
pink dots? It's more likely that you've been earmarked as a drag queen sympathiser ...
I am not!
Okay, I am.
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... no surprise given your sordid Halloween activities, did anybody in your neighbourhood even survive that night - and are likely to be routed out in the next cleansing napalm shower delivered to your block straight from the good lord's hands.
I picked up a few "trinkets" along the way, thank you very much. And you act like no one has ever seen the hand of God before. Smite...smite...smite... that's all they think about.
