37637598 on 20/4/2011 at 05:25
Quote Posted by Tocky
no you won't, you'll delegate it to someone actually competent and then take the credit
Oh yes, this is exactly right. Wouldn't want to over work yourself on the last day before the vacation
Yakoob on 26/4/2011 at 17:47
Quote Posted by 37637598
If I were you, I'd say #u!* your friend, friends come and go but opportunities only come when the strange ways of chance combined with motivated attempts and a hint of religious powers from yonder combine to bring you that golden ticket just waiting for you to cash it in. Your friend will find another job, and mess it up too. Don't let fools drag you down.
Ah the joy of internet discussion, the lands of hyperbole. Where some crap driving job is a grand opportunity of fortune and lavishness just waiting to happen; where a good friend who gets you a job is, based on some sketchy hearsay, a complete worthless piece of shit who should be dropped at the first opportunity; and where a job contract is a fucking samurai code even a slight breach of is an inconceivable theft and betrayal worthy of years, if not lives, in jail.
Never change internet, never change :D
PigLick on 27/4/2011 at 00:33
It took you 6 days to let us know your opinion, thanks dude
Queue on 27/4/2011 at 00:47
Just a thought on Yakoob's comment--
You know, even a shitty job is "your job". If you're not going to take it somewhat seriously, and make the most of it, then why the fuck did you take the job?
Tocky on 27/4/2011 at 04:51
But it's still okay to put bubble wrap under the toilet seat and then listen for the reaction when a coworker goes in right? I mean, Sarran Wrap might be going to far. I can see that. Alum in the coffeemate is right out. These days you can't stick a big "GAY AND PROUD" sticker on the bumper they don't see getting in thier car. You can still wire the horn to the brake if nobody finds out but it's really hard not to laugh so maybe that's out too. The way they make radios these days you can't surreptitiously turn up the volume and the wipers on the way you used to for a crank up surprise. Wait. Why the hell did I take this job? Oh yeah, bills.
june gloom on 27/4/2011 at 07:46
bill, bill, bill, why do we keep getting bill's mail
Yakoob on 27/4/2011 at 08:39
Quote Posted by PigLick
It took you 6 days to let us know your opinion, thanks dude
Sorry PigLick, as much as I love your snarky comments, spending easter with my family is more important than you.
Quote Posted by Queue
You know, even a shitty job is "your job". If you're not going to take it somewhat seriously, and make the most of it, then why the fuck did you take the job?
(
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Recession) hi!
Martin Karne on 27/4/2011 at 12:01
With friends like you guys I don't need any enemies.:p
Keep sucking on that boss' ass, shit eating boys.:eek:
[/end lovely rant - sorry guys nothing personal but you've been reported to the boss]:joke:
Queue on 27/4/2011 at 13:32
Yeah, but in a recession, shouldn't you be happy to just have a job?
Of course you take a job for money and to pay, but once you have it why not try to do your job well and have some dignity?
THIS IS WHY CHINA IS BEATING US!! THOSE SLANTS TAKE THEIR FLOGGINGS FOR LOW-PRODUCTION LIKE MEN, GODDAMMIT.
Tocky--try pissing on the person's leg in the next stall. Much, much more fun.
theBlackman on 27/4/2011 at 13:47
Quote Posted by Martin Karne
With friends like you guys I don't need any enemies.:p
Keep sucking on that boss' ass, shit eating boys.:eek:
[/end lovely rant - sorry guys nothing personal but you've been reported to the boss]:joke:
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