Interesting ways to get the "Thanks fer gettin' me in!" girl killed - by Naartjie
Naartjie on 24/6/2001 at 22:38
Well, here's my small corner of the web devoted to the wholesale butchery of this crime against human ears and sanity. There is nothing more satisfying than taking down this most evil of Deus Ex NPCs. Here are my favourites.
Attack the police guarding the mall, and get her caught in the crossfire!
Knock her out, carry her up to the pool able, and then slice and dice her with a knife!
Knock her out, drag her worthless body outside, and dump her in the canal!*
Set her on fire!
Put a LAM under her seat!
Snipe her from the far end of the club!
Kill everybody in the club and mall, then pursue her relentlessly through the mall, before cornering her and blasting her through the head!
Drag her up to Maggie Chow's apartment and throw her from the penthouse window!*
Just shoot her!
Pepper spray her and beat her to death with a crowbar!
Knock her out and carry her into the deep freezer, then leave her to die!
Shoot her friend! Then watch a she lives out the rest of her life in shock of the cold-blooded murder she witnessed first hand!
Go invisible and jump on her head, before shooting her!
Knock her out, carry her to a burning dustbin, and set her on top of it!*
Use throwing knives!
Pay for her admission, and then shoot her in the leg so she can't dance!
***I'm not sure if you can actually carry her out of the mall, but it'd be worth a try...
Naartjie
wsthune on 24/6/2001 at 22:46
Well, the police in the mall will be a bit nasty if they see you carrying her body, but otherwise, you can easily carry her to whichever part of Hong Kong you wish. From what I can tell, no one cares about you carrying a body that you bring from another map.
buglunch on 24/6/2001 at 23:54
You should join the Half-life Scientist-Killing Club! <IMG SRC="devil.gif" border="0">
