LittleTaffer on 5/4/2006 at 03:56
Having done the "Sexy Garrett" thread to death, I was just wondering today:
Is Garrett, or any Thief for that matter, necessarily sexy? I mean...Garrett's only sexy because he's got a druelicious voice and a cloak, and sneaking abilities that make him so mysterious. But he's a man! And he's a thief! Thieves don't bathe, don't shave, they're the bad-ass citizens of any country! Is he <i>really</i> sexy? And for every male Taffer on this board as well...:ebil:
Whereas we WOMEN thieves make sure our hair's properly and neatly concealed under that hood. WOMEN thieves make sure to look sexy even when robbing the bank! WOMEN thieves make sure that we're perfumed to a tee and that our swords are clean! :joke:
ganac on 5/4/2006 at 04:45
I guess you've never seen a movie where the villan is the woman.
Griffin on 5/4/2006 at 04:47
errr...
[CENTER]must resist making comment about keeping my sword clean.......:tsktsk:[/CENTER]
jtbalogh on 5/4/2006 at 05:48
Why is being sexy about looking good (of course it helps) ? Garrett is an idol and that makes him sexy.
Frikkinjerk on 5/4/2006 at 07:39
Quote Posted by LittleTaffer
Having done the "Sexy Garrett" thread to death, I was just wondering today:
Is Garrett, or any Thief for that matter, necessarily sexy? I mean...Garrett's only sexy because he's got a druelicious voice and a cloak, and sneaking abilities that make him so mysterious. But he's a man! And he's a thief! Thieves don't bathe, don't shave, they're the bad-ass citizens of any country! Is he <i>really</i> sexy? And for every male Taffer on this board as well...:ebil:
Whereas we WOMEN thieves make sure our hair's properly and neatly concealed under that hood. WOMEN thieves make sure to look sexy even when robbing the bank! WOMEN thieves make sure that we're perfumed to a tee and that our swords are clean! :joke:
WTF does "druelicious" mean? I'm not at all inclined to believe that male thieves are a certain way and female thieves are another. Except in that men are natural risk-takers; there is no difference. Some men could shower and shave more often, but I've known some females that the same could be said of.
There is no single definition of sexy. It's relative to the individual's opinion of what sexy is.
Rogue Keeper on 5/4/2006 at 07:46
No, he's asexual just like me.
He probably has more psychical abnormalities.
LittleTaffer on 5/4/2006 at 07:58
Quote Posted by Griffin
errr...
[CENTER]must resist making comment about keeping my sword clean.......:tsktsk:[/CENTER]
I guess I shouldn't be asking
which sword. :o
Come on guys, this is a light-hearted thread! where's everyone's sense of humor gone?
Soul Shaker on 5/4/2006 at 09:07
I reckon that people think garrett is sexy because he's impossible to get. Maybe he's gay:confused: :erm: :erg:
sparhawk on 5/4/2006 at 10:26
Don't think he is gay. I had the impression that he was attracted to Victoria, after all. And I'm not talking about the cutscenes, that everybody has seen. I'm talking about the stuff they did when the filming crew, for the cutscenes, was gone and they were left alone with each other ... :ebil:
