dexterward on 4/7/2011 at 11:24
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It`s funny, whenever someone starts USA bashing, I`m trying to defend it. But then, you get some blind patriot and we can not agree either. Ah, the trials of a hippie scum...
(The most annoying though are Americans in Europe - the apologetic kind who goes Hey, Bush Was A Dick And I Am Sorry even if nobody mentioned no politics)
Anyway, I`m in a charitable mood today so Happy Birthday US of A! Thanks for Invasion of the Body Snatchers, soul & LGS amongst few other things....
henke on 4/7/2011 at 11:32
I'm listening to Hank Williams singing "Ramblin' Man" right now. Good tune. Thanks America.
Koki on 4/7/2011 at 11:37
Microwave popcorn! Thanks America!
Briareos H on 4/7/2011 at 11:43
Duke Nukem Forever! Uhhhhhhhhh
Dia on 4/7/2011 at 14:05
Bruce Springsteen, popcorn, TDP & TMA.
Thanks America!
Tocky on 4/7/2011 at 16:01
Stars and stripes forever hells yeah. I'm just going to post something I wrote elsewhere in a "little known facts about the founding fathers" thread.
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At the battle of Trenton Alexander Hamilton became so incensed at running out of cannon balls that he grabbed a fence rail and began running up to each hessian shouting "BOOM!" and beating them over the head. The tactic worked so well the patriots saved a fortune in black powder and used the excess funds to create the board game Stratego wherein Hamilton was honored with his own game piece originally titled BOOM but later changed to a bomb symbol when it became known he could not actually deflect bullets with his nipples as he had claimed prior to the Burr duel.
George Washington originally rode into battle backwards mooning the Brits shouting "kiss my red backside you pansy red petticoat wearing pillow biters" but ceased to do so when a sabre glanced off his calloused cheek alerting him to the possibility of another likely route the blade could have taken. From that point on he used his massive turgid appendage to bludgeon oncoming cavalry.
In the painting 'Washington crossing the Delaware' his aforementioned appendage went unnoticed for decades because it was thought to be an oar. However, when noticed, it was painted out by prudish DAR members thus destroying the only known portrait of his manhood.
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Now excuse me while I baste some short ribs and drink a Samuel Adams as I think about setting the sky on fire with my awesome pile O' explosives and toast every awesome bastard who made this great land so freakin awesome.
Ulukai on 4/7/2011 at 17:20
Thanks for the Foo Fighters, the Unreal Engine and Nimitz Class Aircraft Carriers.
You can keep McDonalds, Camaros, Hershey's, 14 days holiday a year and Gatorade.
Hope y'all enjoyed your day off :)
Renzatic on 4/7/2011 at 17:23
Gatorade is good. Doesn't taste like gators though. :(
Vernon on 4/7/2011 at 17:42
unf
june gloom on 4/7/2011 at 18:11
Time and a half! Thanks, America!
