radabf on 13/2/2002 at 20:01
HOW CAN I KILL JCD, LET ME COUNT THE WAYS
You have seen JCD die by being...
1. Sqelched by a flying door
2. Squashed under a lift
3. Stomped to death by a robot
4. Diced by helicopter rotors
5. Trying to disarm a bomb
6. Smoking cigarettes to steady the nerves after a very long swim
7. Dropping a crate of TNT that he was carrying
8. Crisped by a flamethrower
9. Hacked by a sword
10. stoping a bullet with the head.. or other places
11. Playing catch with an inbound rocket
12. Eaten by mutant monsters
13. Spat upon to death
14. Drowned like a rat
15. Fried by electric arcs and sparks
16. Shooting a NPC/wall two feet away with an 20mm/rocket/wp grenade
17. blown up by the grenade you just threw bouncing right back to you
19. Knifed in the back
20. Falling of a height
21. Zapped by Aliens
22. Radioactive Alien just walked by
23. Stopping a poisoned dart
24. taking an extended swim in a polluted water
25. Taking cover behind explosive barrels in a duel with a commando
26. Bitten to death by a dog
27. ... ??? ...
Well I am sure you must know a lot more prosiac as well as imaginative means of offing poor denton. Out with it.
I am sure you guys must have done this before, but then I wasnt there then :D
Homoludens on 13/2/2002 at 21:21
Oh my, you seems to have a lot of time on your hands. :p Let's see: electrocution is one I can think of so far, but I think you may have already mentioned it. It's too bad he can't die of starvation, that would mean having to memorize the locations of all the soy bars and Chocolents in the gameworld.
Crowley on 15/2/2002 at 00:02
Squashed by a forklift I lowered myself. :p
