Microsoft patents not letting you play games and teasing you because you're fat - by PeeperStorm
PeeperStorm on 6/1/2010 at 04:04
Some time in the near future a health oriented software company will create a game which they will market to weight loss clinics, who will use it to help overweight kids stick to their weight loss programs. It will make a lot of money. Microsoft will then use their patent to sue that software company, get all of their money, and buy them out. Microsoft will then release their own version which will be twice as large, require 4 times the processing power, contain several bugs that will comromise your PC security and cause BSODs, and will take 7 hours to upgrade from the old version. The new version will also have a talking paperclip.
june gloom on 6/1/2010 at 04:44
You do realize they'd just put it on the 360 to compete with the Wii's exercise games right? And that's not taking into account the fact that the software company would have made the game for a console in the first place.
Seriously, all that post is missing are a couple dollar signs.
