Minecraft 1.0: QUESTCRAFT

june gloom on 2/12/2011 at 09:42

Sulphurious: Eh, 20 Euros.
dethro toll: just do it
dethro toll: jeez
Sulphurious: For what's the equivalent of an MMO..G
Mr. Walrus: It's better than an MMO.
Mr. Walrus: :D
dethro toll: duck buy him the game
Mr. Walrus: :'(
dethro toll: he's not going to 'cuz he's a fucking pussy
Sulphurious: Hey, I can get it on my own.
Sulphurious: Shaddup
Mr. Walrus: Sanjay's a catcher.
dethro toll: no you wain't
Sulphurious: I'm on leave today.
Sulphurious: You know why?
Mr. Walrus: Get it, dood. Trust us, you won't regret it.
Mr. Walrus: :)
Sulphurious: BECAUSE I WANNA PLAY THE WITCHER
dethro toll: yes you will, but buy it anyway
Renzatic: WITCHER AWESOME
Mr. Walrus: Play the Witcher, just buy MC first.
Renzatic: buy MC first
Mr. Walrus: Yus.
Renzatic: then play them both AT THE SAME TIME
Mr. Walrus: YUS!
Sulphurious: >:-*
Mr. Walrus: THEN PUNCH DETHY IN THE DICK!
Mr. Walrus: :D
Sulphurious: ...
Renzatic: unless you're some giant weeping Dethtoll
Sulphurious: You guys suck.
dethro toll: fuck you renz
Mr. Walrus: rofl
Renzatic: fuck you, tree thief
dethro toll: IT'S MY FUCKING FOREST
Renzatic: no. it's mine
dethro toll: AND I'LL DO WHAT I WANT WITH IT
dethro toll: YOU GOD DAMNED WHORE
Renzatic: when I build a fucking cannon on my giant tower?
Renzatic: oh yeah. you are fucked
Mr. Walrus: Srsly, Sanjay, buy it. It's not a game with an obvious ending, so you can come and shoot the shit at your own leisure.
Renzatic: FUCKED
Renzatic: but hard
Mr. Walrus: It is a BALL to play it in multi.
Mr. Walrus: I kid you not.
Renzatic: it really is
Sulphurious: Yeah, I'm sure
Sulphurious: One thing though?
Mr. Walrus: And playing with Renz, even dethtoll it's a blast.
Mr. Walrus: :)
Sulphurious: TIME ZONE DIFFERENCE
Mr. Walrus: You're here right now.
Mr. Walrus: We're here, right nopw.
Sulphurious: Yup.
Renzatic: skip work
Mr. Walrus: Hell, you usualyl are about when we're about.
Mr. Walrus: So, shut up.
Mr. Walrus: :)
Sulphurious: Bugger off. :P
dethro toll: "even dethtoll"
Sulphurious: Are you?
Mr. Walrus: ;D
Renzatic: yeah, Deth. Even you
dethro toll: why you gotta hate
Mr. Walrus: :-*
Sulphurious: deth's on FOREVER
Renzatic: cuz
Sulphurious: You two are pretty mercuriral.
Mr. Walrus: dey see me rollin'....
Sulphurious: Er, spel;;mg/
Sulphurious: Speling?
Renzatic: okay, people. I'm not staying up til 6AM, so I gotta head
Sulphurious: Spling/
dethro toll: i am, so
Mr. Walrus: Srsly, Sajay. You're not the only time-zone challenged person we get in MC :)
Renzatic: you all discuss amongst yourselves, and I'll be on tomorrow
Mr. Walrus: Fag.
dethro toll: i'll probably be playing some game soon
Renzatic: Bob Doe NZ is in...appropriately enoug, New Zealand
Sulphurious: I'll consider getting it. Yeesh.
dethro toll: the question is what to play...
Renzatic: and he's tomorrow and a half away from us
Mr. Walrus: Don't. Get it.
Mr. Walrus: :D
Mr. Walrus: C'mon.
Mr. Walrus: :)
Sulphurious: NZ is just south and east a ways from us you know
Renzatic: ONE OF US
Renzatic: ONE OF US
Renzatic: and Bob doesn't bitch
Renzatic: not at all
Sulphurious: OKAY ALREADY OKAY
Renzatic: he just mans up and PLAYS
Mr. Walrus: Join us, Join usss, JHOIN US NOWWW!!!!
Mr. Walrus: :D
Sulphurious: I'LL FUCKING GET IT
dethro toll: -5 to duck for thief joke
Sulphurious: JUST SHUT UP ALREADY
Renzatic: DO IT
dethro toll: DO IT
Mr. Walrus waits for you to buy it.
dethro toll: DO IT
Mr. Walrus: Don't go yet, Renz.
dethro toll: DO IT
Renzatic: -10 cuz damn that's dorky
Renzatic: DO IT
dethro toll: DO IT
Mr. Walrus: Wait for him to buy it :O
Mr. Walrus: DO IT
Renzatic: he better be quick. I'm tired
Sulphurious: ...
dethro toll: DO IT
Renzatic: DO IT
dethro toll: DO IT
Mr. Walrus: DO IT (plz)
Renzatic: ONE OF US
dethro toll: DO IT
Renzatic: ONE OF US
dethro toll: DO IT
Renzatic: ONE OF US
Mr. Walrus: PENIS
Mr. Walrus: DO IT
Sulphurious: You guys are the worst fucking people on the internet.
dethro toll: :D
Renzatic: BED
dethro toll: BED
Mr. Walrus: \m/
dethro toll: BED
Renzatic: BED
dethro toll: BED
dethro toll: BED
Mr. Walrus: B-)
dethro toll: BED
Mr. Walrus: NO
dethro toll: BED
dethro toll: BED
Mr. Walrus: HE BUYS IT FIRST
dethro toll: DO IT
Mr. Walrus: THEN YOU GO TO BED
dethro toll: BED
Mr. Walrus: SEX
dethro toll: DO IT IN BED
Renzatic: BED
Mr. Walrus: BUY IT
dethro toll: BUY IT
Mr. Walrus: BUY IT IN BED
dethro toll: BUY A BED TO DO IT IN
Renzatic: HOT TIGHT VAGINA
Sulphurious: I'M BUYING IT SHUT UP
Mr. Walrus: BUY THE BGED AND DO IT
Renzatic: PINK TOO
Mr. Walrus: MANGINA
dethro toll: DO IT
Renzatic: black cherry
dethro toll: DO IT
Mr. Walrus: DETHY'S BITCHFITS
dethro toll: FUCK YOU
dethro toll: DO IT
Mr. Walrus: RENZ'S HICKNESS
dethro toll: BED
Mr. Walrus: SEX
Renzatic: YOU CAN PROTECT MY FOREST FROM DETH
dethro toll: BUY IT
Mr. Walrus: NAO
Renzatic: THE TREE THIEF
Renzatic: DO EET
dethro toll: IT'S NOT YOUR FUCKING FOREST
Mr. Walrus: THE ASS BURGLAR
dethro toll: DO IT
Renzatic: FUCK OFF
Mr. Walrus: IT'S TONY'S
Mr. Walrus: ROFL
Renzatic: TOLL
Renzatic: Sulp
Sulphurious: FS
Renzatic: you
Renzatic: can pull the lever
Sulphurious: I'M BUYING IT
Mr. Walrus: SANJAY!
Renzatic: SANDTOWEL
dethro toll: DO IT BROTHER BEAVIS
Sulphurious: The PayPal page is in Finnish.
Sulphurious: \o/
Mr. Walrus: NO, COWBUNGER!
Renzatic: numbers are universal, dood
Mr. Walrus: YUS!
Mr. Walrus: DO IT, DO IT NAO!!!
dethro toll: yeah i had that problem when i bought it for my friend hannah
dethro toll: DO IT
Mr. Walrus: GET TO DA CHOPPA!!!
dethro toll: DO IT
dethro toll: BUY IT NOW
Mr. Walrus: ARNOLD SWARCHZNEGGER IS...LITTLE TORTILLA BOY
Renzatic: OMWUH
dethro toll: NOW
dethro toll: NOW
dethro toll: NOW
Mr. Walrus: WON
dethro toll: NOW
Mr. Walrus: WON
dethro toll: NOW
Mr. Walrus: WON
dethro toll: NOW
dethro toll: NOW
NOW
Mr. Walrus: NWO
Mr. Walrus: NWO
Mr. Walrus: NWO
Mr. Walrus: OWN
Renzatic: THE JIG IS UP
Mr. Walrus: OWN
Mr. Walrus: OWN
Mr. Walrus: MY DICK IS UP
Renzatic: YOU MUST BUY MINECRAFT OR ELSE
dethro toll: SHUT THE FUCK UP
Renzatic: it's always up
Mr. Walrus: IT WAS TONY'S FARM
Mr. Walrus: ROFL
Renzatic: NOOOOOOOO
Sulphurious: Oh shut up, people.
Mr. Walrus: RENZ U DUMB
dethro toll: have you bought it yet
Renzatic: u dum
dethro toll: have you?
Renzatic: yeah, fucker
dethro toll: have you?
Mr. Walrus: No u.
dethro toll: have you?
dethro toll: have you?
dethro toll: have you?
dethro toll: have you?
dethro toll: have you?
Mr. Walrus: have you?
dethro toll: have you?
dethro toll: have you?
Mr. Walrus: have you?
Renzatic: ave maria
dethro toll: well?
Mr. Walrus: habeas corpus?
Sulphurious: PayPal's a no go. It doesn't want to log me in.
dethro toll: did you?
Mr. Walrus: FUCK YOU, BUT IT
Sulphurious gets his Credit Card
Mr. Walrus: BUY IT
Mr. Walrus: :D
Mr. Walrus: \O/
Renzatic: WET BACK OF BROKE DICK BASTARD BUY IT SANDTOWEL
Sulphurious buts it
Mr. Walrus: DOO EET!
Mr. Walrus: DOO EET NAO!!!
Renzatic: DANCE THE RIVERDANCE
Mr. Walrus: SODDY DAISY!
Sulphurious: SHUT
Sulphurious: THE
Renzatic: DEKALB COUNTY
Sulphurious: FUCK
Sulphurious: UP
Mr. Walrus: UKULELE
dethro toll: have you?
dethro toll: have you?
dethro toll: have you?
dethro toll: have you?
Mr. Walrus: UKULELE FOR MY BUNGHOLE
dethro toll: have you?
dethro toll: have you?
dethro toll: have you?
dethro toll: LOL
Mr. Walrus: BITCHFIT
Mr. Walrus: BITCHFIT
Mr. Walrus: BITGCIDFSADF
Mr. Walrus: FADSFASFD
Mr. Walrus: AFAFSAA
Mr. Walrus: ASFAFAS
Mr. Walrus: ASFASFASF
Mr. Walrus: ASFASFAS
dethro toll: CHALUPA
Mr. Walrus: SDSDSD
Renzatic: um chi um chi um chi
Mr. Walrus: TRACO
Mr. Walrus: TACO
dethro toll: CHUWERO
Mr. Walrus: CHIMCHIMMENY CHIMCHIMMENY
Renzatic: that sounds gross, Duck
Mr. Walrus: CHUPACABRAS
dethro toll: DO IT
Renzatic: SUCKER OF GOATS
Mr. Walrus: UNF
Mr. Walrus: UNF
Mr. Walrus: UNF
Renzatic: PAK CHOOIE
Mr. Walrus: FAP FAP FAP
Mr. Walrus: PAD THAI
Renzatic: iPAD 2
dethro toll: MEGAMAN 2
Mr. Walrus: LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY JJJJJJJJJJEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNKIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNSSSS
Mr. Walrus: I HAVE CHICKEN
Renzatic: WHHHOOOORRRREEE SNATCH
Mr. Walrus: YA LIKE DAGS!?
dethro toll: DID YOU BUY IT YET
Mr. Walrus: I LOVE SNATCH!
Mr. Walrus: :D
Renzatic: I'M GONNA GO SMOKE A CIGARETTE
Mr. Walrus: Srsly, I love that movie.
Mr. Walrus: NO
Mr. Walrus: STAY
Mr. Walrus: STAY
dethro toll: HERE'S A TIP
Mr. Walrus: STAY
Mr. Walrus: BED
Mr. Walrus: STAY
Mr. Walrus: U GAY
dethro toll: FOR THE HOOKERS AT THE BP
Renzatic: BUY GAME WILL BE BACK SOON
Mr. Walrus: FUCK YOU
dethro toll: U WANT BLOWJOBS = MONEY
Renzatic: I like the hookers at the 7-11 better
dethro toll: PROTIPS
Renzatic: they're more deperate
Renzatic: cheaper
Mr. Walrus: OI, I THOUGHT YOU SAID HE WAS A GETAWAY DRIVER. WHAT THE FUCK CAN HE GET AWAY FROM!?
dethro toll: 1) $5 TOO LOW, DON'T YOU HAVE SELF-RESPECT? TRY $10
Renzatic: and their tears get me SO FUCKING HARD
Mr. Walrus: HOTDAMN, $5!?
Mr. Walrus: I'M SO IN, PASS THE STDS!!!
Mr. Walrus: \O/
Renzatic: $3.50 on discount thursdays
Mr. Walrus: WE ALL GOT WORMS ANYWAYS.
Mr. Walrus: HUUUURRRRRR
dethro toll: 2) DON'T LOOK LIKE SHIT, LOSE THE ICP SWEATSHIRT AND THE TORN FISHNET
Mr. Walrus: I'D DO THAT BREAKING BAD HOOKER.
dethro toll: AND PUT SOME WEIGHT ON
Mr. Walrus: AND THEN BURN MY SICK IN ACID.
dethro toll: 3) STAY AWAY FROM METH
Mr. Walrus: DICK
Mr. Walrus: DICK
Mr. Walrus: DICK CHENEY
Renzatic: 4) DANCE THE DANCE OF THE DANCE
Mr. Walrus: DETHTOLL'S CHENEY
Renzatic: :O
Mr. Walrus: OH GOD
Mr. Walrus: OH GOD
dethro toll: MY DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK
Mr. Walrus: OH MY FUCKING GOD
Renzatic: RUN! HE'S THE 1%
Mr. Walrus: THAT EXPLAINS EVERYTHING!!!!!
Renzatic: HE WILL STEAL OUR MONEYS
Mr. Walrus: SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIITTT""""""
Sulphurious: Okay.
Sulphurious: I bought it.
Mr. Walrus: Yus?
Sulphurious: Jesus.
Mr. Walrus: PROOF, PROOF!!!
Renzatic: I don't wanna play anymore
Mr. Walrus: PROOFOFFFFAASFAFSA
Mr. Walrus: ASFAFSA
dethro toll: PROOF
dethro toll: PROOF
Renzatic: guys, you want to play something else?
Mr. Walrus: Ok, we'll play poke and peek.
dethro toll: LET'S PLAY SPIN THE AK
Renzatic: Minecraft is kinda boring these days
Mr. Walrus pokjes your anuys.
Mr. Walrus: roflmao
Mr. Walrus: YOU SO DUM
Mr. Walrus: YOU FROM DUMBFUCKISTAN, SON.
Renzatic: hooterville
Sulphurious: (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/593/54341771.png/)
Mr. Walrus: Goddamn hick.
Renzatic: fuck yall guys! I'm going to sleep!
dethro toll: I WON
dethro toll: FUCK YOU
dethro toll: YOU ARE DUMB
Sulphurious: HAPPY NOW!?
dethro toll: I HAVE CRUSHED YOU
Mr. Walrus: that could be anyone's purchase!!!!
Renzatic: how do we know that's you, Sulp?
Sulphurious: I know. :D
Mr. Walrus: :D
Mr. Walrus: :(
Mr. Walrus: BUY IT
Mr. Walrus: BUY IT
Mr. Walrus: GET IT
Mr. Walrus: NAO
Mr. Walrus: UNF
Sulphurious: Guess you're just gonna have to trust me.
Renzatic: we don't
Mr. Walrus: rofl
Sulphurious: :(
dethro toll: guys
dethro toll: this whole thing
dethro toll: all of it
Mr. Walrus: Tell Tony to whitelist you, boyo.
dethro toll: is getting quoted

june gloom on 2/12/2011 at 09:49

Sulphurious: I hate you all.
Sulphurious: Just so you know.
Mr. Walrus: \o/

Mr.Duck on 2/12/2011 at 18:28

Server still down.

I want my MC with u guys :(:(:(

The Alchemist on 2/12/2011 at 20:18

Server is up.

bob_doe_nz on 2/12/2011 at 20:22

What happened?

The Alchemist on 2/12/2011 at 20:33

I do not know... I hadnt looked at the server since my meltdown, so I dunno, let me check the logs.

# A fatal error has been detected by the Java Runtime Environment:
#
# SIGSEGV (0xb) at pc=0x00002aaab423713c, pid=26106, tid=1098053952
#
# JRE version: 6.0_20-b20
# Java VM: OpenJDK 64-Bit Server VM (19.0-b09 mixed mode linux-amd64 compressed oops)
# Derivative: IcedTea6 1.9.10
# Distribution: CentOS release 5.7 (Final), package rhel-1.23.1.9.10.el5_7-x86_64
# Problematic frame:
# C [libsqlitejdbc.so+0x2c13c]

Not sure WHY, however. Looking into it.

The Alchemist on 2/12/2011 at 22:09

Server is back up!

I'm being quite liberal with my use of plugins right now, dont worry, I'm simply testing out the waters. Once we go through the motions, if we like a plugin, etc, we will decide on weather it should be kept or not. For now, consider the server to be in "Beta" mode.

Plugins installed:

* Factions! Users can now make factions, and factions allow you to claim territory, etc. Type /f for help.
* Democracy! Issues can be set up for votes in game, the server will tally the results. Later, this will tie in directly to server commands, ie: the self moderation we've all been promised.
* Books! Books can now be written in, other than just being neat, I'd like to keep the game world in the game world as much as possible: ergo manuals and rule books will be contained within the library near the spawn.
* ElectricFences: This is just for fun... can power a fence with resdstone to make it electric, deaing a mild shock.
* WolfSpawn: This allows user pets to be more constant, if your wolf pet dies, it will respawn, but after a certain amount of time. Limited to 1 "bound" pet per player, and currently the amount of time is 15 minutes.
* TravelGates: Can make netherportals that interconnect to other netherportals within the overworld. Not netherportals...then. Portals. Yeah. There we go.

Please test them out...

Edit: For more info on the Factions plugin, (http://massivecraft.com/plugins/factions) check this page out.

The Alchemist on 3/12/2011 at 04:46

TravelGates work now... however it seems only an op can set a "Destination", so if you want to set some place as a destination for a travel gate, just request an op to set it for you.

I finally sat down and made some potions, I am trading for Potions of Instant Health II and Flasks Of Instant Damage II. My going price is 10 obsidian, but we can work something else out.

Renzatic on 3/12/2011 at 05:00

Screenshots from Fort Hell Yeah Town. The tower still needs a couple more floors, and some outer architecture work done before it's finished. Then I start on my wheat farm.

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(TTLG Town. Hard to see in this smaller picture. Click it for the bigger shot)
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june gloom on 3/12/2011 at 06:56

Hey Tony, why'd you put DON'T BE A DICK under the server name in the selector if you're going to throw grenades at peoples' feet? Does it not apply to you or something? Do we need to Occupy Town Town LG?