fett on 20/1/2016 at 14:36
I do it because I love this place. I do it because I love the people here. I do it because I shared their joy when they got married. I do it because I shared their joy when they had children. I do it because I wept with them when they lost their spouse. I do it because I cherish the friendships I have had with members who died prematurely. I do it because I actually have real life relationships with many of the of the members here. I do it because some of us have traveled across the country and across oceans to meet one another. I do it because I believe in good art. I do it because there aren't many places left online to have an intelligent conversation. I do it because there is more to TTLG than forums, yet the forums are it's lifeblood. I do it for so many reasons that you can't understand and never will because you're focused on power and position and pettiness. I do it because I'd rather build something than try to tear it down simply because I don't understand it. I do it to keep dickheads like you from mucking up one of the few good, comfortable, welcoming places on the web where people actually like and trust one another.
So I'm going to delete this thread in about an hour and you're not going to post anymore stupid shit. If you do, I'm going to ban your ass. And if you post again as a new member, even if it's about your love for Mary Poppins or your mother, I'm going to get your I.S.P. and I'm going to ban that. So either contribute to the community or shut all the holes in your face and get out. I hope that's clear enough for you.
ZylonBane on 20/1/2016 at 14:37
Quote Posted by Thirith
Am I the only one who suspects this to be another, recently departed poster returning from beyond the ban?
Yes, you are somehow the only one to arrive at the most common, most obvious explanation for these type of threads. You are special.
Renault on 20/1/2016 at 14:56
So, posting that Moderators have small dicks isn't enough in itself to get banned someone around here? Man, no wonder CommChat went to hell!
Fett, I think it's safe to say it's bangersnmash, so, well, do what you do best.
Queue on 20/1/2016 at 14:58
fett's is HUGE. Big veiny fucker that should have its own zip-code. Everyone knows that.
... and if you haven't seen it too, it's because you aren't "one of us".
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Please, leave it open, fett. It's the only recent sighting of dethtoll, proving he does exist.
SlyFoxx on 20/1/2016 at 15:34
Some say his scrotum has it's own gravity field...and that he causes unusually high tides whenever he goes swimming. All we do know is...he's called fett.
Thirith on 20/1/2016 at 15:39
... and now it makes sense why his user name is the German word for "fat". He may just be a world unto himself.
faetal on 20/1/2016 at 15:39
I've heard that the soundwave generated by it swinging when he walks is enough to explode fish tanks in fancy restaurants.
Vivian on 20/1/2016 at 15:51
Is someone gonna provide links to the backstory for all this or do I have to go poking around in some grubby subforum?
Renault on 20/1/2016 at 16:08
Just remember when talking about Fett's junk, it's completely artificial, and it's going to be that way until they can find him a suitable donor.
Azaran on 20/1/2016 at 16:09
Bangersnmash, is that you?
