'I pity the fool who doesn't x my x'
copy, alter as necessary, close thread, cradle face in hands, cry.

Besides, what 'environmental puzzles' does Mr T encounter? a doorway too narrow to fit through with half of henry VIII's inheritance stuck round your neck?

For those who haven't had the dubious pleasure of seeing the ad to which Matthew refers:

(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAPXGuRIXsA&feature=player_embedded) Get Some Nuts

Sometimes though, I wish that would happen when the football drama queens take to the floor clutching their parts.