DoTheGeek on 3/9/2013 at 08:15
I was a great deal inspired by the cheese talk in (
http://www.ttlg.com/forums/showthread.php?t=141792) this thread and decided to make a thread. Been an avid cheese snob for years myself. I'm all about the French, Swiss, and Spanish cheeses. Epoisses, Valdeon, Comte (yes, it is far better than "genuine" Swiss Emmentaler), Belle Chevre, Piave (one of the few Italian cheeses I like), 12 month Manchego ...all among my life's passions. Now, I'm putting faith in the possibility that AI_B will not deem this thread pornographic and delete it, an act of censorship which I find absolutely ridiculous no matter the case (unless children are present). This thread does, like the article linked to in that thread, talk about oral sex. I'm rather intrigued that no where in the article is there an explanation for why cheese and oral sex are being compared, as though it is taken for granted. Alas the similarity is obvious to me. Rich, pungent tastes and odors of a sexually on-turning nature, creaminess, musk and persuasions of bodily scents, right down to the clamminess of the cheese itself. If I'm being too graphic, deal with it or leave this thread. The question of which I would give up for the other is truly an impossible question for me. I often fetishize over smearing cheese over a dick and sucking it. Cheese is a sexual food by all mean. Thoughts on this?
june gloom on 3/9/2013 at 10:42
inb4 lockdown
june gloom on 3/9/2013 at 10:46
[video=youtube;KTi3z5Ol7eI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTi3z5Ol7eI[/video]
june gloom on 3/9/2013 at 10:50
DtG i dunno what it was like for you growing up in a burnt out texas motel but for us normal children we were raised properly by television which taught us important lessons like "stay away from strangers and not the family members who are far more likely to hurt you," "anyone who disagrees with the group is wrong, assimilate or be destroyed," and, most importantly as this particularly pertains to you, "don't do the drugs ever ever or you'll be a burnt out crackhead after your first hit, but if you absolutely have to then at least don't drink alcohol until you're 21"
[video=youtube;KDzBoPNK8ME]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDzBoPNK8ME[/video]
Queue on 3/9/2013 at 11:14
Quote Posted by DoTheGeek
I was a great deal inspired by the cheese talk in (
http://www.ttlg.com/forums/showthread.php?t=141792) this thread and decided to make a thread. Been an avid cheese snob for years myself. I'm all about the French, Swiss, and Spanish cheeses. Epoisses, Valdeon, Comte (yes, it is far better than "genuine" Swiss Emmentaler), Belle Chevre, Piave (one of the few Italian cheeses I like), 12 month Manchego ...all among my life's passions. Now, I'm putting faith in the possibility that AI_B will not deem this thread pornographic and delete it, an act of censorship which I find absolutely ridiculous no matter the case (unless children are present). This thread does, like the article linked to in that thread, talk about oral sex. I'm rather intrigued that no where in the article is there an explanation for why cheese and oral sex are being compared, as though it is taken for granted. Alas the similarity is obvious to me. Rich, pungent tastes and odors of a sexually on-turning nature, creaminess, musk and persuasions of bodily scents, right down to the clamminess of the cheese itself. If I'm being too graphic, deal with it or leave this thread. The question of which I would give up for the other is truly an impossible question for me. I often fetishize over smearing cheese over a dick and sucking it. Cheese is a sexual food by all mean. Thoughts on this?
What happens if you spread cheese on the children?
Jason Moyer on 3/9/2013 at 11:16
[video=youtube;1CpRCc4Jre8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CpRCc4Jre8[/video]
henke on 3/9/2013 at 14:18
That anti-drug PSA is the best thing. The best.
Vivian on 3/9/2013 at 14:39
[video=youtube;WSiwip2lW0I]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WSiwip2lW0I[/video]
btw-ot friend of mine said it's more like mushrooms than cheese
Caradavin on 4/9/2013 at 05:13
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btw-ot friend of mine said it's more like mushrooms than cheese
Honestly, it's not all different than either of them, but it can differ depending on the person being eaten. There is definitely an odor and a flavor suggestive of the two. :angel:
I have never spread cheese on the male member before (or fantasized about it), but chocolate works well - I guess Cheese Whiz would be okay but thicker cheeses would just not be enticing for me. I don't see cheese as sexual, but I'm not a huge cheese buff - I just loooove pepperjack and the rest is meh. I see fruit as a sexual food, and sweets (especially chocolate and ice cream). I have been turned on before by the idea of my mate eating milk and cereal off the crease of my back (not backside, back).
As dethtoll said:
:cheeky:
Shayde on 4/9/2013 at 07:04
This new guy makes me miss noid. He was just as entertaining but with less cheese-dick.