Sulphur on 4/9/2013 at 07:08
Cheese takes on a different meaning when you're a kid and uncircumcised and growing up in a boys' school. There's cheese, and there's cheese. On the latter: at the cusp of maturity, some still aren't aware of the fact that the tactility of skin allows for some give, that certain bits are meant to retract, and what's there is meant to be personally hygeinated, or the first closed circle viewing of one's first porn movie might involve limburger of a sufficiently organic and ripened variety. Suffice to say that a cheese whiz takes on special context at this point.
This isn't to say that you shouldn't send your kids to a boys' school, this is to say that you really should teach your kids the basics before it's too late, even if you're a great Victorian prude. Not that you are, DoTheGeek, or that you have kids, but it's something to keep in mind if you end up with a kid in the same situation.
Vasquez on 4/9/2013 at 07:17
Suuuuuulph... :eww:
True foodgasm comes from chocolate.
DoTheGeek on 6/9/2013 at 09:56
Oh, I see.
Well I only sought to offend to the best degree possible, and apparently I did. But, on the other hand, I was hoping someone would approach it with an open mind. It's silly to be offended by anything. and that's nature's lesson, if nature's name is DoTheGeek
Vivian on 6/9/2013 at 11:39
You've started like, three threads now that basically amount to not much more than 'check it out, I'm gay'. What sort of deep conversation were you expecting to happen?
Queue on 6/9/2013 at 12:00
Don't go away sad, Geek. Instead, go away knowing that no one cares.
DoTheGeek on 6/9/2013 at 12:02
I guess I should start a mushroom vs penis thread. At least a mushroom is shaped like a penis instead a wedge so people will understand their similarities.
Queue on 6/9/2013 at 12:04
That you are inclined to choke on moldy things?
DoTheGeek on 6/9/2013 at 12:08
Quote Posted by Queue
That you are inclined to choke on moldy things?
Wherever the cheese goes, the mold goes. Wherever the penis goes, the mold tends to go if you dont take care of hygeine. And mushrooms are just a fungus.
Queue on 6/9/2013 at 12:11
Fascinating.
DoTheGeek on 6/9/2013 at 12:12
Quote Posted by Vivian
You've started like, three threads now that basically amount to not much more than 'check it out, I'm gay'. What sort of deep conversation were you expecting to happen?
They don't really amount to "Check it out, I'm gay" in my opinion. The fact of my gayness is an afterthought. I think they amount to "I'm obscene."
