Muzman on 14/5/2011 at 17:30
They don't spray mind control chemicals. They drop nanotech microchips that burrow into your skin.
That or bromides and such to stop them nigras frum ingraciatin themselves o' the womenfolk.
Bluegrime on 14/5/2011 at 18:10
Muzman, your username is suspiciously close to "Muzlam".
Your working for THEM aren't you, terrorist? :mad:
Gingerbread Man on 14/5/2011 at 18:37
Quote Posted by Sg3
Um, television predates the Iphone by at least fifty years, I think.
WRONG
Gingerbread Man on 14/5/2011 at 18:44
Wait, you're right.
Actually, slightly veering off with the topic of Mind Control Television Etc, I was reading an article written by Douglas Adams in 1999 in which he talked about the (as they thought it was then) Internet and what it promised. He muttered something about the term "interactive entertainment" really bugging him because, as far as he could tell, ALL entertainment prior to the introduction of television and cinema was interactive. Even a radio audience has to participate in the entertainment, and theater had always involved interaction between the audience and some of the actors.
So his thought was that in two hundred years we will talk about this awful, stultifying period during the 20th Century when everyone just got stupid and unimaginative until the Great Restoration (the Internest)
Chemtrails are real. They exist and they behave strangely. Meteorologists and people who know about these kinds of things have told me so. No one knows wtf, though. Probably not mind control.
HAARP is real, but again, no mind control. I checked. I can't even use the fucker to control my OWN mind.
...yet
Muzman on 14/5/2011 at 19:41
His beard wasn't bad either. He's like the sixties and seventies rolled into one.
Matthew on 14/5/2011 at 22:39
Geebs, are you admitting that Uelekevu has weapons of special interest? Ready-able on fifteen minute's notice, no doubt?
Tocky on 15/5/2011 at 02:35
It's a brown noise stimulator isn't it? And you have created a mind control drug but unfortunately it only works as an on/off switch and you are still working out the bugs on the on part but still technically a control.
Osama grew pot, hung out with shady characters, watched porn, cursed the US government... sounds like some of my old buds. Except for the part about blowing people up and being evil. How the hell did he work up the energy to actually do anything though? I can't get a pothead to scoop the dead fish out of an aquarium. It's always "hey, the other fish will eat it".
Dirty_Brute on 15/5/2011 at 04:30
From what I've learned, the US Military has got some serious satellite surveillance technology that can detect someones movement from the shit-can to the kitchen. These computers seem pretty sensitive to any kind of movement. Too bad a lot of this great technology is kept under wraps. Very classified stuff that needs to be brought out to the public.
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There's actually a pretty damn good reason that occurs to me. By now, the United States is not the only country with advanced satellite surveillance systems capable of monitoring even the smallest details, and making it virtually impossible to move sensitive materials between bases without those shipments being monitored.
However, clouds can defeat visual scanning. If those clouds were also infused with metals such as aluminum and barium, they would also do a decent job of blocking out both radar and some radiation outside the visual spectrum. In other words, they're the grand scale equivalent of a smoke grenade. Except that they block satellite surveillance instead of observation by the human eye. Its got some pretty practical applications. For example, we were able to use our satellites during the Cold War to track the usage of Soviet Submarines into and out of their docks. Using an artificial cloud would stop the Chinese from doing that to us. It would also impair some of the applications that high-altutde UAV's and surveillance craft have, which would greatly reduce the situational awareness of any enemy in a HIC fight.
CCCToad on 15/5/2011 at 09:48
no comment on that. My hypothesis is more along the lines that an artificial cloud would foil surveillance attempts by more hostile nations like China as well as the usual "buddy espionage" that goes on between us and allied states like the EU countries and India.