Tocky on 28/1/2012 at 03:14
I hate to tell you but Pollock has already done that. Perhaps you could inject food color into your nads and jackoff on it.
I really do hope your birthday was better than any of that you know.
Something Awful has nothing on this place for class. They would never tell you to masterbate in technicolor. Come by more often eh?
Vernon on 2/2/2012 at 00:27
I always knew you were a Keane fan
