Dia on 23/9/2015 at 12:27
Realized I was out of whole bean coffee this morning and had to use pre-ground stuff.
SHIT JUST GOT SERIOUS, PEOPLE!!!!
st.patrick on 23/9/2015 at 22:54
Instructions unclear, dick got caught in thurible. Treated burns with holy water, please advise re theological implications.
Vae on 24/9/2015 at 09:58
Quote Posted by Dia
Realized I was out of whole bean coffee this morning and had to use pre-ground stuff.
And so it begins!...Next will be human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together...mass hysteria!
...and then, when you least expect it:
[video=youtube;Am-zN4aUkDU]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Am-zN4aUkDU[/video]
The Almighty will of course save this for later, and just tease us with the little things before unleashing the Grand Finally.
Day 1 of Rapture is now concluded...only 2554 more days of Tribulation to endure until the time of Armageddon!
Queue on 25/9/2015 at 03:51
2554 more days ... damn, is that all?! This is all happening too fast!!
[video=youtube;pHCdS7O248g]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHCdS7O248g[/video]
Briareos H on 25/9/2015 at 05:25
man that rapture felt suspiciously like a vw board meeting
Nicker on 27/9/2015 at 17:58
Just got the memo! Did I miss it? Are they finally gone?
Vae on 28/9/2015 at 08:22
Oh Noes!...there bes a Blood Rapture Moonsies staring at our faces!...:eek:
Inline Image:
http://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/151/590x/Blood-Moon-607344.jpgQuote Posted by Nicker
Just got the memo! Did I miss it? Are they finally gone?
We better do a TTLG Member role call, to see if anyone is missing...:sweat:
For those unfortunate souls who will be left behind and forsaken, the minister has instructions for salvation!...
[video=youtube;sluNuVp2_TE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sluNuVp2_TE[/video]
SlyFoxx on 28/9/2015 at 12:27
Oh Debbie...hi.
bjack on 29/9/2015 at 00:21
The 23rd came and went. Then the blood moon… Those holy rollers are 0 for 2. More like 0 for 2 billion predictions.
God, if there really is one, will not let us know when things are about to "go to hell" anyway. The whole point is to not be a dick. One never knows when the clock will run out. Putting off salvation (from what? Original sin? I do not buy into that…) until the last minute can lead to Hell. Been there before. I would not recommend it. I came back. Yes, it is possible. At least if you believe your dreams as a little child. Don't judge me! Damn, if "repressed" memories of rape are admissible in court, then repressed memories of existing in Hell should be too!
Yes, I am trying, probably not too successfully, to be funny. I hope I got at least one slight chuckle. In truth, I have an extremely vivid memory of being cast out of a space ship into a void. I passed out. I awoke as a little child. I know this was just a nightmare at about 2 or 3 years old. However, some charlatan would probably love to use that story as proof of "other worldly beings" or what not.
Now can we get some rain here?
