Strangely enough, today those wackos over at RAMALAMADINGDONG asked me to pass this on:

Today we are 1% done with the long awaited, and by far the BEST, campaign for Freespace 2: Campagne des Fausses Promesses! Campagne des Fausses Promesses is a milestone in Freespace 2 development, featuring cutting edge gameplay, story, and modifications! Here is a short list of just some of the features Campagne des Fausses Promesses has:

- 512 all new ships!

- An incredible story line outline that calls for an expansive 430 page mission script!

- 256 different campaign branches with 1,024 missions each for a total of 262,144 missions! Warzone can't compete with THAT!

- Volition/Interplay wouldn't give us the source code for Freespace 2; but that didn't stop us from reverse-engineering it! Now Freespace 2 features the network code from TFC (There are a few bugs yet. Don't panic if you suddenly see a Heavy Weapons Guy flying around space).

- 16,384 different fully rendered cutscenes for a total of two years of footage!

- Only 6.40 gigabyte download!

- Now you can buy Campagne des Fausses Promesses on your on CD for $7,523.41 (It also includes a registered copy of Freespace 2)!!! We aren't profiteering, we swear! Send check and money orders to:

Campagne des Fausses Promesses
c/o Arrogance Productions
12345 Bad Karma St.
Timbuktu, Alaska 98765-0912

- OR PLACE PHONE ORDERS AT -

1-900-HOT-SEXX (Note: $4.50 per minute. When calling please ask for extension 1337. Be persistent because they might laugh at you).

Please allow 6 years for delivery.

And on top of that, RAMALAMADINGDONG has released a new utility! FS2MBMMMCCCCRCCCDBWPMC3TSUU! Forget all of those other inferior utilities! Freespace 2 Model Building Mission Making Modification Creating Campaign Compiling Cutscene Rendering Code Compiling CD Burning World Peace Making Cray 3 Taco Supreme Uber Utility v0.001 ALPHA! This utility does everything! It will...

- Build Models and Textures - for ANY game!

- Make Missions, Campaigns and Modfication Packages - For ANY game!

- Create and Render Cutscenes!

- Compile Source Code even if it's HTML it'll magically turn it into C++!

- Burn CDs even if you don't have a CD-R drive!

- Create World Peace!

- Turn your computer into a Cray 3!

- Provide you with a lifetime supply of Taco Bell food!

... And all of THAT... AT THE CLICK OF A SINGLE BUTTON!!! And now you can have this utility for FREE from:
http://www.3ddownloads.com/spoofs/ura/moron/RAMALAMADINGDONG_ FS2MBMMMCCCCRCCCDBWPMC3TSUU0001a.exe

Note: That utility is copyright 2000 RAMALAMADINGDONG. Do you understand? It BELONGS to RAMALAMADINGDONG!!! It may not be distributed, copied, modified, or even used without permission. We are currently suing 3d Downloads for distributing the file. If you so much as gaze apon the file, we will sue you. If you so much as think of the file, we will sue you. If you so much as make a statement that, when taken severely out of context, can be found to refer to this file we will sue you. If you so much as read this document, we will sue you. If you say anything slanderous about this file or RAMALAMADINGDONG we will sue you, your family, and all your dead ancestors. If you make a utility that does ANY of the functions listed above, you will be sued. If you own a computer, you will be sued. If you make a utility that can be classified as a "utility", you will be sued. We are currently suing all software makers and small-time utility makers for infringing on OUR divine copyrights.

Enjoy!