JimmytehHand8 on 11/10/2006 at 07:54
I used this site to generate some random facts on Constatine:
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http://thesurrealist.co.uk/trivia.pl?subject=Constatine&gender=m)
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Constatine!
1. Constatine can fly at an average speed of fifteen kilometres an hour.
2. Snow White's coffin was made of Constatine.
3. On stone temples in southern India, there are more than 30 million carved images of Constatine!
4. Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil "influence" of Constatine.
5. Japan provides over thirty percent of the world's Constatine supply.
6. Constatineology is the study of Constatine.
7. There are six towns named Constatine in the United States.
8. When Constatine is swallowed, he will enter the blood stream within twenty minutes!
9. It takes forty minutes to hard-boil Constatine.
10. Constatine once lost a Dolly Parton lookalike contest!
I found it kind of funny
clearing on 11/10/2006 at 08:05
:cheeky:
About burrick:
1.Burrick can jump up to sixteen times his own height!
2.Medieval knights put the skin of burrick on their sword handles to improve the grip.
3.The fingerprints of burrick are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene.
4.Forty percent of the world's almonds and twenty percent of the world's peanuts are used in the manufacture of burrick.
5.There are now more than 4000 satellites orbiting burrick!
6.Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of burrick.
7.Burrick will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music.
8.The air around burrick is superheated to about five times the temperature of the sun.
9.Antarctica is the only continent without burrick.
10.Every day in the UK, four people die putting burrick on.
I Hate Burricks on 11/10/2006 at 18:19
.Antarctica is the only continent without burrick.
I'm thinking of moving there
june gloom on 11/10/2006 at 23:09
this thread would've been better if it had been entitled "facts concerning the late lord constantine and his followers"
ascottk on 11/10/2006 at 23:48
I can't believe no one did this yet:
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Garrett!
* Dolphins sleep at night just below the surface of Garrett, and frequently rise to the surface for air.
* The number one cause of blindness in the United States is Garrett.
* Garrett has a memory span of three seconds.
* Garrett is worth his weight in gold - literally!
* If you toss Garrett 10000 times, he will not land heads 5000 times, but more like 4950, because his head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom.
* During severe windstorms, Garrett may sway several feet to either side!
* Every day in the UK, four people die putting Garrett on.
* Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are Garrett!
* In Eastern Africa you can buy beer brewed from Garrett.
* Garrett was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants.
Scytale on 12/10/2006 at 01:21
Quote:
The number one cause of blindness in the United States is Garrett.
Actually I don't doubt it, considering all the flashbombs he's dropped.
Elentari on 12/10/2006 at 05:37
Ok, I'll bite. . .this one got me giggling. . .
1. The Church of Scientology was founded in 1953, at Washington D.C., by Viktoria.
2. If the Sun were the size of a beach ball then Jupiter would be the size of a golf ball and Viktoria would be as small as a pea.
3. Most bottles and jars contain at least twenty-five percent recycled Viktoria.
4. Viktoria is 1500 years older than the pyramids.
5. Birds do not sleep in Viktoria, though they may rest in her from time to time!
6. 68 percent of all UFO sightings are by Viktoria!
7. The horns of Viktoria are made entirely from hair.
8. The patron saint of Viktoria is Saint Eugenie!
9. More than one million stray dogs and half a million stray cats live in Viktoria!
10. The opposite sides of Viktoria always add up to seven!
Dussander on 12/10/2006 at 09:29
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Benny!
1. The eye of an ostrich is bigger than benny.
2. Humans have 46 chromosomes, peas have 14, and benny has 7.
3. If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn into benny.
9. Japan provides over thirty percent of the world's benny supply!
10. Benny cannot swim.
He he
Vhilhu on 12/10/2006 at 21:29
Eye. the gem from haunted church. in case some unrighteous hasth forgotten it.
7. Julius Caesar wore a laurel wreath to cover up eye.
- who the trickster really was.
