Sulphur on 10/2/2013 at 19:46
I'm quite impressed, as it never occurred to me to pin constipation down on my creative methods of snuffing it tackboard. How many ounces of glass shards and peri peri sauce have you tried so far? I'm assuming these were failed attempts as you are still here, of course, so we'll have to adjust the mix as well as the quantity to get the optimum dose.
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CCCToad on 10/2/2013 at 22:59
Quote Posted by Sulphur
I'm quite impressed, as it never occurred to me to pin constipation down on my creative methods of snuffing it tackboard. How many ounces of glass shards and peri peri sauce have you tried so far? I'm assuming these were failed attempts as you are still here, of course, so we'll have to adjust the mix as well as the quantity to get the optimum dose.
scumble: :thumb:
No need to go through with such extreme measures. Consuming an entire Taco Bell grande meal should do the trick.
CCCToad on 11/2/2013 at 05:32
Speaking of which, I got some munchies (Post is opening late tomorrow due to weather) and not seeing anything in my fridge that I wanted to take the trouble of cooking, I went to Taco Bell. Let's see if tomorrow doesn't see a painfully explosive episode on the porcelain throne.
edit: I actually went to Taco Bell. Perhaps THAT is a good reason to commit suicide.
Sulphur on 11/2/2013 at 20:24
As seen on RPS.
(
http://www.actualsunlight.com/) "Why Kill Yourself Today When You Could Masturbate Tomorrow?
By Evan Winter”
And everything aligns just so, to be congruent with everything I set in motion.
Could you all play this and report back to me so that I know it was a tragic failure? On the other hand, if no one does, I'll have to assume it wasn't.
june gloom on 11/2/2013 at 21:52
I hate you. A lot. I'm not even going to shit in your lungs for it, because you might enjoy that.
Kolya on 12/2/2013 at 23:04
What a badly written game review (
http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2013/02/11/thoughts-on-actual-sunlight/) on RPS. According to that tripe depression is hypocritical because others have it worse. Like 3rd world children with flies in their faces? Well that will make a depressed person feel much better, I'm sure. And he has to make absolutely fucking sure that no reader accidentally believes that suicide might be the brightest perspective in someone's life, even it's fictional. THERE IS ALWAYS HOPE! He repeats that like a mantra. Well fuck that. I've been depressed and this sort of people is one of the reasons. Assholes who cannot embrace their darker feelings and will screech in panic and slap you with happy sparkly advice and counseling numbers. You know who's really afraid here. And hollow. And a hypocrite.
Stand by your dark and hateful thoughts. Do not just accept them as an inevitable part of yourself (they are) but learn to love them. Because looking into the abyss the abyss will look back at you and give you some of its depth. Unlike the inland bunnies who write such reviews.
Still won't play the game. The writing didn't sound that great to me.
CCCToad on 17/2/2013 at 04:42
Quote Posted by Kolya
Assholes who cannot embrace their darker feelings and will screech in panic and slap you with happy sparkly advice and counseling numbers. You know who's really afraid here. And hollow. And a hypocrite.
Stand by your dark and hateful thoughts. Do not just accept them as an inevitable part of yourself (they are) but learn to love them. Because looking into the abyss the abyss will look back at you and give you some of its depth .
Since this is a video game forum:
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http://wikicheats.gametrailers.com/images/f/f8/Persona_4_Shadow_Yosuke.pngdemagogue on 17/2/2013 at 06:59
That reminds me of some MoMa (NY museum) piece where an artist made some paper and metal contraption, uh ... thing (like one wall of a metal & paper-covered log cabin), and then had visibly jizzed all over it-- You could see the darker splotches like rain drops on a windshield in a storm. This was from like the 1950s.
And the description was talking about how he regularly masturbated while he crafted as part of the ritual, and artistic creation could be an erotic act or something ... Which I don't doubt but, I mean, it's still just a wall and at this point it's now 50 year old flaky semen, and it just felt like going into some long abandoned roach motel and seeing the leftovers from some creepy old hobo that had spent the night there and got off on the wallpaper to a JC Penny ad.
Even if it was a flash of inspiration and turned heads then, I don't know that the ecstatic artistic moment of humping a paper mache log cabin wall really survives very well to our era... But you know, I imagine once they installed it, they can't just back down & take it out now....
