Ulukai on 26/7/2010 at 17:22
I found this scan of my 'Interest Book' which was mandatory Monday morning work from when I was at primary school ('83 - '90), and I'd obviously spent the weekend with a Sinclair Spectrum.
I'm pretty sure this is from about '86-'87, I'm describing (
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tranz_Am) Tranz Am, and Hard Cheese (which I can find barely any reference to). Hard Cheese looks impressive to have ever made it to market, considering I've drawn it mostly in brown and it seems to involve a tractor and some ghosts.
Too precious to lose...
Click for Biggar
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http://www.zen80200.zen.co.uk/tzhcbig.jpg)
Inline Image:
http://www.zen80200.zen.co.uk/tzhcsmall.jpgAnyone got anything similar?
Sulphur on 26/7/2010 at 19:05
Nothing from that early on. I think I drew a fish in LOGO as an ode to LOGO itself when I was 6. Good times. I think I also wrote a program in BASIC that called for the user's name and then called him a poophead, or something like that. Sort of peer review, you could say.
Apart from that, I had a bunch of terrible abortive attempts at fanfiction for Starcraft which I can't find, much to the relief of everyone here I'm sure, and a blindly gushing teenager stream-of-consciosuness-style review of Neuromancer at the (
http://www.sffworld.com/book/980.html) bottom of this page from 9 years ago.
Stitch on 26/7/2010 at 20:35
I made a series of four six-page comic books based (in the loosest sense of the word) on the video game (
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brataccas) Brataccas. It was more or less utter nonsense that grafted the characters from the game into a rambling plot featuring elements lifted wholesale from the (
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Omega_Men) Omega Men, a little-remembered DC comic book from the 80's.
Most kids had Super Mario and Wolverine, I made do with Atari ST games and comics purchased dirt cheap from a run down flea market :cool:
Mr.Duck on 26/7/2010 at 22:12
These two reviews are probably better than most of the stuff out there....more, plz.
:)
Yakoob on 27/7/2010 at 03:51
Bwuh? Your teacher didn't correct "trofeys?"
Koki on 27/7/2010 at 05:04
Kill aliens. Get hard cheese. What else you could bloody want?
EvaUnit02 on 27/7/2010 at 06:08
This reminds me that I still have a Vampire the Masquerade: Redemption fanfic that I wrote when I was 14 years old. It was for an English class assignment in "Creative Writing". If you think this bad then you should've seen the SiN fanfic that I wrote in 1999 for another English assignment. That thing was like several pages long, I recall it being torturous.
EDIT:- WHAHAHA, my old Tripod site from intermediate school is still online.
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http://members.tripod.com/~phils_page/free_rp/) - Another terrible story that I wrote (in 1999), accompanied by a rubbish drawing.
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http://members.tripod.com/~phils_page/main.html)
That "The Wiskers' House" rubbish has to be seen to be believed. What was I thinking?
Quote:
"A Lesson for All Kindred"That Sabbat dog ran into a low grade, but still flashy nightclub. “
The Lunar...” I muttered as I read the blinding neon. He knew if I risked making a scene in this place, the Camarilla council would question my actions... The last thing I needed would be the entire Jyhad crumbling because of my foolishness... Cockiness was one personality trait I lacked when I was human, and also in my eternal damnation. The Traditions had to be maintained!
I made a casual slink toward the entrance, therefore putting me in a situation that required holstering my aged Asian revolver. I could see that the bouncer was either dead or unconscious. Time was slipping; I needed to act soon. Squeezing threw the moshing crowd loaded with rainbow hair, silver/black leather, and other shocking colour explosion cosmetics. The music of this current era throbbed, loud, repetitive and fast paced. The flashing florescent colours scathed my vision; popular culture seemed to be ever changing in this age.
If it lived my heart would be pounding ever so fast, I would fell heavy tension and sweat would drench me - thus setting as a violent mood.
My eagle eyes were ever vigilant. It was taxing to spot out the barbaric renegade in this smeared atmosphere. Suddenly something catches my attention. In a blink I had focused on the movement. It was the perpetrator. He shoved his way uneasily threw the mass gathering. I knew he was unaware that I had latched onto him. I stealthy withdrew my Mateba, but only slightly.
I spied as the sly but dirty enemy entered the male restroom. Obviously wanting to escape into the metropolis night via a window. I pursued him at an increased speed; I felt the clock wasn't on my side.
I didn't know what would happen when I entered this door, but I crossed the threshold anyway. I had been wrong, he hadn't fled. Instead appeared to be eager for a fight.
“Finally you have arrived, now which sect is superior? Hm? Strike me Camarilla delusive!” The voice was coarse and unforgiving. With my quick reflexes I fired. BANG, BANG, BANG! The shots dead on, buried into his decayed flesh.
“That all? My turn!” He leaped at me, forcing my head to the linoleum.
“Hmph!” I snickered. WOOSH! I had used my telekinesis discipline, propelling him into the air. I drew a wooden stake from my overcoat and unclenched my hold on the fool's body.
“AHHH!” he yelped as the stake impaled his rotted heart.
I dragged myself to my feet and piled out the window into the darkness...
Moral: Never oppose the Camarilla and the Tradition. Especially the Masquerade.
By EvaUnit02, 2001.
june gloom on 27/7/2010 at 06:31
That's okay. I once tried to write Duke Nukem/Sonic the Hedgehog crossover fanfiction. It did not go well, and the fic no longer exists. Thank God.
EvaUnit02 on 27/7/2010 at 06:50
I remembered that I've done even shittier pieces than the VtM one. In 2003 as a joke my friend and I posed as our lesbian 6th Form Dean, co-authored a Fatal Frame erotic fanfic and uploaded it to the semi-official forum of the "Sexy Losers" webcomic. I was 17 years old at the time.
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http://bbs.strangelove.net/viewtopic.php?f=8&t=506) NSFW obviously.
Haha, hermaproditic ghosts. A lot of inside jokes there. Mr. Pollock was our 6th Form Computer Science teacher, his resemblance to artist Jackson Pollock was uncanny. Tammy was our classmate.